Wednesday, October 31, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART FOUR -- DOC FREAK GETS STUMPED

 
 
In the fourth part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak -- which I've titled "Doc Freak Gets Stumped" -- Zombzany impatiently waits for Doc Freak to return from the store with his coffee. When Freak returns empty handed, Freak explains to Zombzany why he took so long and that he’ll have a fresh cup brewed up in a jiffy. Freak hurries off, but inquires how Zombzany likes his coffee to be prepared and Zombzany replies that he likes it with “two lumps of arsenic and a finger of type-O.”
 
While Zombzany waits still longer for his caffeinated infusion, he begrudgingly introduces the second feature of the horror movie marathon. Finally Doc Freak returns with Zombzany’s coffee and he proffers the coffee by prostrating his newly undead form before his necromancer master. Zombzany takes one sip of the beverage and proceeds to spit it out. He then removes an entire hand from the coffee cup and tosses it back at the now one-handed Freak.
 
Freak desperately attempts to reattach the extracted extremity. He finally gives up and resorts to fleeing from the angry self-professed King of the Zombies!
 
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Four -- Doc Freak Gets Stumped.
 
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
FROM DOC FREAK AND ALL THE GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE!
 
 

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