Showing posts with label HORROR HOST. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HORROR HOST. Show all posts

Friday, November 8, 2013

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART EIGHT



Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!

In Part Eight: Doc Freak watches as Zombzany begins to struggle with the spell of immobilization that he has placed on Wolf E. Bones. Doc Freak realizes that Wolf E. will soon be free to attack Zombzany again, so he bids both of them a quick farewell and leaves Zombzany's cemetery. Wolf E. Bones once again becomes mobile and attacks Zombzany, who stops him with his scepter. The two of them battle into the night!

This is the final part of Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones. This is also the final video that will be uploaded to this blog. Anyone interested in further videos featuring Zombzany, Doc Freak and others may find them at:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9ONyPl-PDuq2zhDp2gvDEw?view_as=public


Sunday, November 3, 2013

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART SEVEN

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!

In Part Seven: Doc Freak has hidden from Wolf E. Bones until dusk, and he enters the cemetery of Zombzany the Necromancer. He calls for Zombzany, asking for his aid in returning Wolf E. Bones to his non-werewolf zombie form. Zombzany, the master of his domain, approaches Doc Freak and surprises him. Zombzany is aware of Doc Freak's problem and is unsympathetic to his plight. In fact, Zombzany seems extremely amused by it!


Sunday, October 27, 2013

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART SIX

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!

In Part Six: Doc Freak has outrun Wolf E. Bones and returned to his lab in search of the anti-werewolf serum, so that he can transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Before Freak is able to locate the serum, Wolf E. Bones attacks him and turns the table of volatile chemicals over that Freak was hiding behind!


Sunday, October 20, 2013

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART FIVE

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!

In Part Five: Doc Freak is still on the run from Wolf E. Bones, who is overcome by bloodlust in his new werewolf form. Freak, hiding behind a tree, needs to stop Wolf E. Bones long enough to get back to his lab for some "anti-werewolf serum" and transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Freak finds some useful items in his lab coat pockets and concoct something to knock the fuzzy were-zombie out!


Saturday, October 12, 2013

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART FOUR

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!

In Part Four: Doc Freak witnesses the transference of his zombie pal Bill E. Bones' essence into his new dead body. Freak is alarmed to discover that the new body was a werewolf his former life. Now Bones demands to be known as: Wolf E. Bones!


Sunday, October 6, 2013

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART THREE

Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Three.

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Three: Doc Freak digs up the remains of Bill E. Bones' skeleton and carries them to the new corpse that he dug up previously.



Saturday, September 28, 2013

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART TWO

Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Two

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!

In Part Two: Doc enters Zombzany's cemetery to dig up a new cadaver for his zombie friend Bill E. Bones, who is currently buried in the rotting remains of a skeleton in another part of the cemetery.


Monday, April 8, 2013

ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES -- PART FIVE -- BARON BONES BURIED UNDEAD




In the final installment of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Five -- which I've titled “Baron Bones Buried Undead" -- Baron Blood E. Bones is sitting on Zombzany's throne unattended by his zombie manservant. Apparently, all the gory films that they have been showing on the all-vampire marathon has made Blood E. thirsty and during the film had ordered Zombzany to fetch him a bottle of blood from one of Zombzany’s vintage vaults. While awaiting Zombzany’s return, Baron Blood E. Bones fills in for Zombzany by telling his viewers how Count Gore De Vol went from an out-of-work broadcast horror host, to hosting his own weekly webcast on his very own website. Returning with the bottle of blood, Zombzany places the bottle into the eager boney hands of the Baron. Not wanting to wait another minute to swill down the bloody brew, Baron Blood E. Bones orders Zombzany to introduce the next feature film, Dracula 2000. Zombzany’s less-than-flattering description of the film causes the Baron to question Zombzany, but Zombzany assures the Baron that he is just having some fun with the film. Baron Blood E. Bones enthusiastically orders “Doc” Freak to start the movie.



Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones is obviously impatient to watch the final fangtastic feature, until Zombzany reminds him that the viewers may want to know where the video tapes of Count Gore De Vol that they have been watching might be procured. Perhaps slightly drunk on the bottled blood, the Baron humors his undead slave and allows Zombzany one last monologue. Baron Blood E. Bones then goes on to describe in deathly detail the many things that make the last film of the marathon, The Forsaken, a “bloody good show.”


Once the film has concluded, Baron Blood E. Bones begins to realize that both Zombzany and “Doc” Freak appear to have disappeared from the cemetery during its run. The Baron grabs the camera off the tripod where Freak had left it and proceeds to search the perimeter of Zombzany’s cemetery for either of his missing manservants. Finally, Baron Blood E. Bones sees “Doc” Freak standing next to an abandoned tool shed in some sort of hypnotic state. Distracted by Freak, the Baron is unaware of someone who has snuck up behind him and pushed him forcefully to the ground. Impeded by unknown forces, Baron Blood E. Bones is unable to get out of what appears to be a shallow grave that he has fallen in, when he sees a familiar formidable figure looming at the edges of his increasingly foggy vision. Crying out in vain, Baron Blood E. Bones is slowly but steadily being buried alive!



Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Five -- Baron Bones Buried Undead!


Monday, March 18, 2013

ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES -- PART FOUR -- SLAVE ZOMBO MAKES A JOKE?




In the forth part of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Four -- which I've titled "Slave Zombo Makes a Joke?" -- Baron Bones remains on Zombzany's throne and continues to demonstrate his domination over Zombzany by applying a swift kick to his shins. The Baron orders Zombzany to carry on with his aural memoir of Count Gore de Vol and this time Zombzany manages to please even the obstinate Baron. Baron Blood E. Bones announces the next modern horror movie; encouraging his cameraman to “Roll them bones.”



Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones continues his physical abuse of Zombzany with a poke to the former Necromancer’s considerable paunch. Apparently, Bones is a fan of the Blade trilogy, as he announces the next film as “a vampire classic.”



Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Four -- Slave Zombo Makes a Joke?


Wednesday, February 27, 2013

ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES - PART THREE -- BARON BONES DISSES ZOMBO!




In the second part of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Three -- which I've titled "Baron Bones Disses Zombo" – Baron Bones is still sitting on Zombzany’s throne and seems to be relishing his domination over Zombzany. The Baron orders Zombzany to continue his aural biography of Count Gore de Vol, which Zombzany obediently executes, only to berated by the Baron upon completion. Baron Blood E. Bones introduces the next modern horror movie with much more enthusiasm than the previous film, as apparently this one contains copious amounts of blood and violence.



Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones forces the still comatose Zombzany to continue his Count Gore-ography and this time Zombzany seems to improve his oration to the Baron’s satisfaction. Baron Blood E. Bones introduces another fang-tastic flick; this one a foreign film that apparently portrays acts of bloodletting that really gets Bones wound-up!



Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones - Part Thee -- Baron Bones Disses Zombo!


Friday, February 8, 2013

SVENGOOLIE: KEEPING HORROR HOSTING ALIVE AND ON THE AIR!




Long-time readers of this blog know that my first and forever favorite horror host was and is The Ghoul, who aired here in the Boston area briefly in 1973. I thought horror hosts had disappeared from the airwaves forever, but sometime in 1982 local channel 56 – oddly, the station that had aired The Ghoul – ran then Son of Svengoolie on Saturday afternoons. I watched these every Saturday until the show was pulled from syndication. While Sven was different from The Ghoul, he still had many of the elements of horror hosting that I then – and still do – love! Unfortunately, much like The Ghoul’s brief run, Son of Svengoolie’s was also terminated all too quickly. The things I remembered most fondly about then Son of Svengoolie were: his bad puns, the rubber chicken throwing (usually at him and caused by his bad puns), song parodies based on the movie’s shown, his constant put-downs of Berwyn (a suburb of Chicago which Sven harassed much like The Ghoul made fun of Parma) and his then sidekick Tombstone (a talking skull that floated in mid-air and talked with a vaguely Bronx-sounding accent). Fortunately for me, Svengoolie (no longer Son of) is airing each Saturday night on MeTV at 10 pm and he still does almost all the same types of gags and skits that I loved from his show over thirty years earlier!



Here is Svengoolie’s Wikipedia entry and as far as I can tell, the information appears to be accurate:

Svengoolie debuted on Screaming Yellow Theater, which aired on WFLD (Channel 32) from September 18, 1970 until late-summer 1973. Svengoolie was played in this series by Jerry G. Bishop. In later seasons, Rich Koz—a fan of the show who used to send in sketch ideas—became one of the show's writers.

On June 16, 1979, Son of Svengoolie debuted on WFLD, with Koz in the title role. The show also aired briefly on other sister (i.e., Field Communications-controlled) stations in Philadelphia, Boston, San Francisco, and Detroit. This series ran until WFLD (at that time owned by Metromedia) was sold to Rupert Murdoch's Fox Television Stations Group in 1986 to become a part of the newly-created Fox network. The new management canceled the show after deciding it was not an appropriate fit for their new programming direction. After 334 shows, the final episode aired January 25, 1986. Koz later returned to WFLD in various capacities, mainly as the host of its Fox Kids Club and The Koz Zone weekday afternoon children's programming, even appearing as an announcer on the Fox network's 1988 New Year's Eve broadcast.


The series returned to the air on December 31, 1994 on WCIU (Channel 26), using just "Svengoolie" as its name; Koz took over the role of Svengoolie when Bishop told Koz that he "believed he was grown up enough now to no longer be just the Son." The show opens with a reference to early radio broadcasting: "Calling all stations, clear the air lanes, clear all air lanes for the big broadcast." Koz also hosts a weekly Three Stooges Stooge-a-palooza show on WCIU.

A running gag throughout the series is the repeated utterance of the word "Berwyn", the name of a Chicago suburb. (This was a parody of the way "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" and Johnny Carson would jokingly refer to "Beautiful Downtown Burbank.") Another recurring gag involves rubber chickens being thrown at Svengoolie after a cornier-than-usual joke—usually at the end of each episode's closing sketch. Koz and the show have won numerous regional Emmy awards, and Koz was admitted to the Emmy "Silver Circle" in 2004 for "outstanding contributions to Chicago television."



The series also airs on Chicago's WWME-CA ("ME-TV"), Milwaukee stations WBME-CD and WMLW-TV, and occasionally on WMYS-LP in South Bend, Indiana. All of these stations are owned by Weigel Broadcasting. Beginning on April 2, 2011, Svengoolie's show also became available nationally on the Weigel-owned Me-TV network.



Here are some fun “facts” about Svengoolie’s show from http://tvtropes.org:

Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Very much so over the years, with regards to Sven being Transylvianian, and how. It's pretty much gone straight into Not Even Bothering with the Accent, he'll start a segment with it or annunciation a word in it here or there but that's all.

Parody Commercial: Too many examples to count—Svengoolie's Jr. Grave Robber Kit, Vampire Carpets, Death perfume...

Passing the Torch: In the first episode of Son of Svengoolie, when the Son pop's out of Bishop's coffin on the old Screaming Yellow Theater set while Bishop, out of character, provides Opening Narration.

Bishop: Good evening. I'm Jerry G. Bishop, and this is the famed split-level dungeon studio where many years ago, the legendary Svengoola—Svengoolie first entered television prominence many years ago....What if there was the same situation as in the past with Son of Frankenstein, Son of Dracula, Sanford and Son? Could their exist—somewhere, somehow—a Son of Svengoolie?

Son of Svengoolie: Hey, dad, can I borrow the key to the Hearst tonight?
Named for Svengali from Trilby (and the subsequent reuse of the name as "a person who with evil intent manipulates another into doing what is desired") along with Ghoul, a common horror trope in its own right.

BER-WYN? is uttered whenever a city name, or a word that sounds similar is mentioned. Berwyn is a suburb of Chicago where they have an annual mushroom parade. Used as a gag similar to Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In's "beautiful downtown Burbank."
Song Parody: Once an Episode, usually changing the lyrics to reference that night's movie.


Tombstone's is superimposed onto the screen much more gracefully today than he was in the old days, appearing much more solid and his mouth lip-sinks almost fluidly.

Many characters are voiced by Koz, and dubbed in. Zallman T. Tombstone (a floating skull), Kerwyn (a rubber chicken who helps Sven with the Mailbag segment), and Durwood (a ventriloquist's dummy) are the three most often seen Non Human Sidekicks. Also "appearing" Once an Episode is "the guy behind the door," who interrupts Sven as he's saying his goodnights at the end of the show to tell him a bad joke. The hand is played by various people - mostly staffers at the station - but the voiceover is Koz.

Back in the Son of Svengoolie days you couldn't get through a month without at least one cheap shot at Alan Thicke.
Three Dimensional Episode: when SoS broadcast Revenge of the Creature in 1983. The effect didn't work well.

Vocal Range Exceeded: Regularly used when musical director Doug Graves arranges songs for Sven to sing, just a bit higher than Sven can sing.

The Artifact: Durwood the puppet looks just like Bishop's Svengoolie. When Koz took over with a different make-up design, Durwood retained his resemblance to the original and continues to today.


Audience Participation: Faked with using audio clips from various programs, most commonly Warner Brothers cartoons.

Award Show: Parodied in 1983 with The Worst of Svengoolie, which highlighted the worst elements of the various films that had been shown over the years.

When Doug speaks up, it's generally to get a joke in at Sven's expense.
Everything's Better with Chickens: Rubber chickens make frequent appearances on the show, especially at the end, when they're launched at Svengoolie.

Fan Nickname: Sven, short for Svengoolie. "Goolie" isn't his last name.
Hey, It's That Guy!: Svengoolie devotes one host segment a week to pointing out the actors' other roles.

Incredibly Lame Pun: Most of the jokes on the program.

Keep Circulating the Tapes: Unlike some horror hosts Sven doesn't rely strictly on Public Domain films, which makes for a wider variety of shows available but also makes officially releasing them to home video virtually impossible. Sven is OK with people trading copies of his old shows, but do not sell them.

The current Svengoolie started as the Son of Svengoolie; the original Svengoolie (played by Jerry G. Bishop) aired from 1970-1973 on Screaming Yellow Theater. Son of Svengoolie ran 1979-1986. When SoS returned to regular broadcasting in 1995 he received the blessing of the original to just be called "Svengoolie."

Koz's first show ran 1979-1986; his current show started in 1995. That's 27 years on the air, and 42 years overall.



I have been watching Svengoolie on MeTV every Saturday night since I discovered it on my local cable channel 292. To give you an idea of how much I love Svengoolie, this is the only program I watch regularly in standard definition! Since I bought my HD TV several years ago, I stopped watching the non-HD channels, because they look fuzzy compared to the stunning clarity of the HD channels. I have already watched some classic – and not so classic – movies on Svengoolie’s program like: House of Frankenstein 1944, Tarantula 1955, Ssssss 1973, Abbot and Costello Go to Mars 1953, Duck Soup 1933, Revenge of the Creature 1955, Island of Lost Souls 1932, Cult of the Cobra 1955, The Black Cat 1933 and The Wolf Man 1941! I have learned that Rich Koz suffered a heart attack November 3, 2012 and while he is recovering has been running repeats of past shows on METV.


Here is the news report at the time of the incident:

Rich Koz, the Chicago television icon known to generations of fans as the wise-cracking horror-movie host Svengoolie, is recovering from a heart attack. Koz, 60, was stricken at his west suburban home Saturday night and was admitted to a Chicago hospital, where he was being treated Monday. On his Svengoolie Twitter and Facebook accounts Sunday, the following message was posted: “After a very busy Halloween holiday season, I’ll be taking a short reprieve from updating my blog. Daily updates will return soon!” Koz, who has a history of heart problems, suffered a heart attack in March 2002. He returned to work two months later after undergoing two angioplasty procedures. “Maybe it’s a good thing that rubber chickens are cholesterol-free,” he quipped at the time.



Judging by this report and Ron’s history, he’ll be returning to the airwaves soon!

Anyone who is interested in finding our more about Svengoolie, should go to his current web site: http://svengoolie.com

To find out more about Svengooie on MeTV go to: http://www.metvnetwork.com/whoissvengoolie.php

To find out if there is a MeTV affiliate in your area, go to: http://metvnetwork.com/wherewatch.php

Below is the opening of the new Svengoolie show on MeTV in which he introduces a rare non-horror movie feature, Duck Soup!


Saturday, December 29, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART EIGHT -- BAD TO THE LAST DROP




In the eighth and final part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak -- which I've titled "Bad to the Last Drop" -- Zombzany introduces the final film of the horror movie marathon, while waiting for his newly silenced zombie slave Doc Freak to return with his final caffeinated beverage of the evening. Freak bows before his master and delivers him his coffee. After taking a long sip, Zombzany begins to choke and realizes that Freak has once again spiked his coffee with sugar. Zombzany grabs Freak by the collar and drags him out of his Tomb to deliver a king-size beat-down on his disobedient zombie slave. Myron then mercifully, or mercilessly, depending on your taste in zombie films, segues into the final film of the marathon.



When they come back from the end of the final film, Zombzany reads a new scripted soliloquy to bring the horror movie marathon to a close. Clearly unhappy with the script, Zombzany inquires of his zombie slaves, who wrote the closing speech, but none dare challenge the Dominator of the Dead. Displeased with his newly zombiefied slave, Zombzany decides the best punishment for Doc Freak is to return to him his mortal life. Zombzany casts a powerful remortalisation spell on Doc Freak, which causes Freak to fall head-over-heels onto the ground. Quickly recovering, Doc Freak realizes that his is once again mortal and runs back to his lab vowing vengeance on Zombzany. Zombzany merely smiles and returns to the beloved sanctuary of his tomb.


Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Eight -- Bad to the Last Drop.


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART SEVEN -- THE CHOKE IS ON FREAK

In the seventh part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak -- which I've titled "The Choke is on Freak" –Zombzany is asleep on his throne, snoring away, apparently exhausted from the many attempts at a rejuvenation spell to heal Doc Freak of his missing arms. Freak tries to revive his master by showing him a DVD copy of his favorite movie White Zombie, but to no avail as Zombzany continues to snore away.
Doc Freak decides this is a perfect time to demonstrate his horror movie hosting abilities and begins to regale his audience about the magnificent virtues of Scream 3 and all of Wes Craven’s films. Unseen by Freak, Zombzany arises behind Freak and begins charging his staff menacingly. Suddenly, Zombzany takes his magically-charged power staff and places it around Doc Freak’s throat; choking the words from his mouth. Pleased with the sound of silence, Zombzany encourages Myron to start the next film in the horror movie marathon.
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Seven -- The Choke is on Freak.


Thursday, November 15, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART SIX -- DOC FREAK DISARMED

In the sixth part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak -- which I've titled "Doc Freak Disarmed" -- Zombzany regales his viewers with a story about Zacherley running for president with the slogan “Put a Ghoul in the White House.” Despite his fear of punishment, Freak enters the tomb and tells Zombzany that according to his source, the slogan was “Put a Vampire in the White House.” Zombzany refutes this claim and uses a spell to dash Freak to the ground.
Zombzany sarcastically goes into an unflattering description of the next film in the horror movie marathon and Freak can be heard in the background screaming for Zombzany’s attention. At the conclusion of Zombzany’s soliloquy, Freak confronts Zombzany, showing him that his spell has now removed Doc Freak’s other hand. When Freak explains to Zombzany that without hands, he won’t be able to serve his master his coffee, Zombzany attempts a regenerative spell to restore Freak’s missing appendages.
The spell goes awry and Doc Freak is now missing both of his arms!
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Six -- Doc Freak Disarmed.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART FIVE – DOMINATOR OF THE DUMMIES

In the fifth part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak -- which I've titled "Dominator of the Dummies" -- Zombzany begins to introduce the next film of the horror movie marathon, when he is interrupted by Doc Freak. Freak is complaining that he doesn’t have sufficient bandages to wrap his dismembered hand properly. Zombzany is extremely unsympathetic and concludes his introduction, warning Freak not to interrupt him again.
Zombzany then proceeds to completely ignore the film being shown and read from a book. Doc Freak is curious and swathed in bandages, limps before Zombzany, attempting to get a look at what Zombzany is reading. After his inquiries are rebuffed by the surly Necromancer, Fritz grabs the book and Zombzany and Freak begin fighting over the possession of the tome.  After a brief struggle, both combatants fall to the ground - momentarily stunned!
Freak is the first to revive and uses the opportunity to retrieve the book from Zombzany’s grasp. When Doc Freak sees what Zombzany has been reading, he suddenly has second thoughts about asking Zombzany to use his necromantic magic to heal his wounds.
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Five – Dominator of the Dummies.


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART FOUR -- DOC FREAK GETS STUMPED

 
 
In the fourth part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak -- which I've titled "Doc Freak Gets Stumped" -- Zombzany impatiently waits for Doc Freak to return from the store with his coffee. When Freak returns empty handed, Freak explains to Zombzany why he took so long and that he’ll have a fresh cup brewed up in a jiffy. Freak hurries off, but inquires how Zombzany likes his coffee to be prepared and Zombzany replies that he likes it with “two lumps of arsenic and a finger of type-O.”
 
While Zombzany waits still longer for his caffeinated infusion, he begrudgingly introduces the second feature of the horror movie marathon. Finally Doc Freak returns with Zombzany’s coffee and he proffers the coffee by prostrating his newly undead form before his necromancer master. Zombzany takes one sip of the beverage and proceeds to spit it out. He then removes an entire hand from the coffee cup and tosses it back at the now one-handed Freak.
 
Freak desperately attempts to reattach the extracted extremity. He finally gives up and resorts to fleeing from the angry self-professed King of the Zombies!
 
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Four -- Doc Freak Gets Stumped.
 
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
FROM DOC FREAK AND ALL THE GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE!
 
 

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART THREE -- A FREAKY COFFEE RUN




In the third part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Three -- which I've titled "A Freaky Coffee Run" -- Zombzany reluctantly introduces the first film of the marathon with his new zombie slave, Doc Freak, standing by his side in rapt attention. As Zombzany describes some of the grizzly details of the modern horror film that he found particularly repellent, Doc Freak begins pantomiming some of these atrocities, but Zombzany quickly silences his servant with a vocal command.



Sensing Zombzany’s irritation, Freak volunteers to go to the local convenience store to purchase some coffee for his master. Freak is in such a hurry to leave that he forgets to ask Zombzany some money, so he returns and asks Zombzany for some “scratch.” After explaining his request in language that Zombzany can understand, Freak leaves Zombzany’s Tomb in his quest for coffee.



Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Three -- A Freaky Coffee Run.



Tuesday, October 16, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART TWO -- FREAK FAILS




In the second part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak -- which I've titled "Freak Fails" -- Zombzany has fallen asleep sitting on his throne waiting for his new zombie slave, Doc Freak, to return with his coffee. Finally returning with a large cup, Doc Freak apologizes to Zombzany for serving him hot chocolate instead of coffee, explaining to the King of the Zombies that his stash is depleted. Zombzany is displeased with being served “this childish swill” and returns the hot chocolate to Doc Freak – sans mug.



Returning to business at hand, Zombzany reiterates that he will be showing clips of the horror host Zacherley during the horror movie marathon and giving the audience some insightful background into the history of this TV legend. Doc Freak once again begins hopping up and down with unbridled excitement and Zombzany is forced to use a minor spell of sedation on Freak to get him back under control. Zombzany then commands Doc Freak to produce the visual aids and begins regaling his viewers with the origin of Zacherley.



No sooner has Zombzany finished with the first part of his retrospective of Zacherley, than Doc Freak drops all the photos and other props to the ground, making a complete mess of Zombzany’s tomb.

Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Two -- Freak Fails.


Thursday, October 11, 2012

ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART ONE -- FREAK SEEKS TO BE DECEASED




In the first part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak -- which I've titled "Freak Seeks to be Deceased" -- Zombzany is once again sitting on his throne. However, for some inexplicable reason, he is conscious well before his usual dusk waking hour. Zombzany has again had to demean himself and host another modern horror movie marathon and on top of that he has had to start it in broad daylight, which explains his even worse than usual bad mood. Zombzany admits that the only reason he has agreed to host this particular marathon is that he will able to talk about his favorite “living” horror movie host, Zacherley the cool ghoul.



Running up from somewhere close, Doc Freak (I admit it. I was eavesdropping nearby – D.F.) begins jumping up and down in front of Zombzany, shouting “wicked cool” over and over again. Doc Freak asks if he can be Zombzany’s new servant for this marathon, since he blew up and buried his old servant Bill E. Bones at the conclusion of last year’s horror movie marathon. Zombzany informs Freak that he does not retain the services of the living, as he can resurrect his own zombie slave through necromancy. Freak says that if Zombzany only hires the undead, then he should zap him dead so that he can serve him during the course of the marathon.



Zombzany is more than happy to make Doc Freak his zombie slave and puts a deadly spell of simultaneous death and resurrection on him. The new zombie Freak’s first task as Zombzany’s slave is to fetch the King of the Zombies a cup of coffee for the long horror movie marathon to come.



Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part One -- Freak Seeks to be Deceased.


Sunday, April 8, 2012

ZOMBZANY MEETS DOC FREAK - PART FOUR - HOWLING HIBERNATION

In the fourth part of Zombzany Meets Doc Freak titled "Howling Hibernation", Zombzany is standing beside "Doc" Freak, when he hears the howling of what he assumes is a werewolf attempting to invade his cemetery. Zombzany leaves to investigate and Doc Freak suddenly becomes animate once again. Taking a bottle of some type of poison out of his lab coat pocket, Freak gleefully begins pouring the majority of its contents into Zombzany’s large coffee mug. Freak then immediately leaves Zombzany’s throne tomb before the Necromancer returns.
Zombzany at last finds the source of the “howling” and it is none other than his skeletal zombie servant, Bill E. Bones! Bones is cowering behind a tree, hoping to avoid the punishing wrath of his vengeful master! Zombzany sees the cringing Bones and unleashes a spectacular spell of detonation upon Bill.
Zombzany returns to his crypt, to find that Freak has left the premises. Assuming that his spell of immobilization has worn off, Zombzany is glad that Freak has fled so that he can resume his eloquent and informative discourse on the next horror film in the movie marathon, Ghost of Frankenstein. Evidently Freak was lurking nearby, because once again he rushes onto the “set” and regales Zombzany on the virtues of Ghost of Frankenstein. Zombzany is becoming more bored than irritated by Freak’s ravings and takes a protracted swallow of his contaminated coffee. Almost immediately, Zombzany falls into a deep coma-like state. Doc Freak turns around to see that his scheme to decimate the Dominator of the Dead has succeeded and jumps for joy at the prospect of taking over the hosting of the classic horror movie marathon.
Enjoy, Zombzany Meets Doc Freak - Part Four - Howling Hibernation!