WE, THE GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE, DO VOW TO ABSTAIN FROM ALL THAT IS MUNDANE AND REVEL IN AND GLORIFY ALL OF THE MANY WONDERS THAT COME WITH THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE GREAT AND GOOD GENRES! SCIENCE FICTION! FANTASY! HORROR!
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Friday, November 8, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART EIGHT
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Eight: Doc Freak watches as Zombzany begins to struggle with the spell of immobilization that he has placed on Wolf E. Bones. Doc Freak realizes that Wolf E. will soon be free to attack Zombzany again, so he bids both of them a quick farewell and leaves Zombzany's cemetery. Wolf E. Bones once again becomes mobile and attacks Zombzany, who stops him with his scepter. The two of them battle into the night!
This is the final part of Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones. This is also the final video that will be uploaded to this blog. Anyone interested in further videos featuring Zombzany, Doc Freak and others may find them at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9ONyPl-PDuq2zhDp2gvDEw?view_as=public
Labels:
COMEDY,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WEREWOLF,
WOLF E. BONES,
ZOMBZANY
Sunday, November 3, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART SEVEN
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Seven: Doc Freak has hidden from Wolf E. Bones until dusk, and he enters the cemetery of Zombzany the Necromancer. He calls for Zombzany, asking for his aid in returning Wolf E. Bones to his non-werewolf zombie form. Zombzany, the master of his domain, approaches Doc Freak and surprises him. Zombzany is aware of Doc Freak's problem and is unsympathetic to his plight. In fact, Zombzany seems extremely amused by it!
In Part Seven: Doc Freak has hidden from Wolf E. Bones until dusk, and he enters the cemetery of Zombzany the Necromancer. He calls for Zombzany, asking for his aid in returning Wolf E. Bones to his non-werewolf zombie form. Zombzany, the master of his domain, approaches Doc Freak and surprises him. Zombzany is aware of Doc Freak's problem and is unsympathetic to his plight. In fact, Zombzany seems extremely amused by it!
Labels:
COMEDY,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WEREWOLF,
ZOMBZANY
Sunday, October 27, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART SIX
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Six: Doc Freak has outrun Wolf E. Bones and returned to his lab in search of the anti-werewolf serum, so that he can transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Before Freak is able to locate the serum, Wolf E. Bones attacks him and turns the table of volatile chemicals over that Freak was hiding behind!
In Part Six: Doc Freak has outrun Wolf E. Bones and returned to his lab in search of the anti-werewolf serum, so that he can transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Before Freak is able to locate the serum, Wolf E. Bones attacks him and turns the table of volatile chemicals over that Freak was hiding behind!
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WEREWOLF,
WOLF E. BONES
Sunday, October 20, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART FIVE
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Five: Doc Freak is still on the run from Wolf E. Bones, who is overcome by bloodlust in his new werewolf form. Freak, hiding behind a tree, needs to stop Wolf E. Bones long enough to get back to his lab for some "anti-werewolf serum" and transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Freak finds some useful items in his lab coat pockets and concoct something to knock the fuzzy were-zombie out!
In Part Five: Doc Freak is still on the run from Wolf E. Bones, who is overcome by bloodlust in his new werewolf form. Freak, hiding behind a tree, needs to stop Wolf E. Bones long enough to get back to his lab for some "anti-werewolf serum" and transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Freak finds some useful items in his lab coat pockets and concoct something to knock the fuzzy were-zombie out!
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WEREWOLF,
WOLF E. BONES
Saturday, October 12, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART FOUR
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Four: Doc Freak witnesses the transference of his zombie pal Bill E. Bones' essence into his new dead body. Freak is alarmed to discover that the new body was a werewolf his former life. Now Bones demands to be known as: Wolf E. Bones!
In Part Four: Doc Freak witnesses the transference of his zombie pal Bill E. Bones' essence into his new dead body. Freak is alarmed to discover that the new body was a werewolf his former life. Now Bones demands to be known as: Wolf E. Bones!
Labels:
BILL E. BONES,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WOLF E. BONES
Sunday, October 6, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART THREE
Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Three.
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Three: Doc Freak digs up the remains of Bill E. Bones' skeleton and carries them to the new corpse that he dug up previously.
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Three.
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Three: Doc Freak digs up the remains of Bill E. Bones' skeleton and carries them to the new corpse that he dug up previously.
Labels:
BILL E. BONES,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO
Saturday, September 28, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART TWO
Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Two
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Two: Doc enters Zombzany's cemetery to dig up a new cadaver for his zombie friend Bill E. Bones, who is currently buried in the rotting remains of a skeleton in another part of the cemetery.
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Two
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Two: Doc enters Zombzany's cemetery to dig up a new cadaver for his zombie friend Bill E. Bones, who is currently buried in the rotting remains of a skeleton in another part of the cemetery.
Labels:
BILL E. BONES,
COMEDY,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WOLF E. BONES,
ZOMBZANY
Monday, April 8, 2013
ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES -- PART FIVE -- BARON BONES BURIED UNDEAD
In the final installment of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones --
Part Five -- which I've titled “Baron Bones Buried Undead" -- Baron Blood
E. Bones is sitting on Zombzany's throne unattended by his zombie manservant.
Apparently, all the gory films that they have been showing on the all-vampire
marathon has made Blood E. thirsty and during the film had ordered Zombzany to fetch
him a bottle of blood from one of Zombzany’s vintage vaults. While awaiting
Zombzany’s return, Baron Blood E. Bones fills in for Zombzany by telling his
viewers how Count Gore De Vol went from an out-of-work broadcast horror host,
to hosting his own weekly webcast on his very own website. Returning with the
bottle of blood, Zombzany places the bottle into the eager boney hands of the
Baron. Not wanting to wait another minute to swill down the bloody brew, Baron
Blood E. Bones orders Zombzany to introduce the next feature film, Dracula
2000. Zombzany’s less-than-flattering description of the film causes the Baron
to question Zombzany, but Zombzany assures the Baron that he is just having
some fun with the film. Baron Blood E. Bones enthusiastically orders “Doc”
Freak to start the movie.
Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones is obviously impatient
to watch the final fangtastic feature, until Zombzany reminds him that the
viewers may want to know where the video tapes of Count Gore De Vol that they
have been watching might be procured. Perhaps slightly drunk on the bottled
blood, the Baron humors his undead slave and allows Zombzany one last
monologue. Baron Blood E. Bones then goes on to describe in deathly detail the many
things that make the last film of the marathon, The Forsaken, a “bloody good
show.”
Once the film has concluded, Baron Blood E. Bones begins to realize
that both Zombzany and “Doc” Freak appear to have disappeared from the cemetery
during its run. The Baron grabs the camera off the tripod where Freak had left
it and proceeds to search the perimeter of Zombzany’s cemetery for either of
his missing manservants. Finally, Baron Blood E. Bones sees “Doc” Freak
standing next to an abandoned tool shed in some sort of hypnotic state. Distracted
by Freak, the Baron is unaware of someone who has snuck up behind him and
pushed him forcefully to the ground. Impeded by unknown forces, Baron Blood E.
Bones is unable to get out of what appears to be a shallow grave that he has
fallen in, when he sees a familiar formidable figure looming at the edges of
his increasingly foggy vision. Crying out in vain, Baron Blood E. Bones is
slowly but steadily being buried alive!
Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Five -- Baron
Bones Buried Undead!
Monday, March 18, 2013
ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES -- PART FOUR -- SLAVE ZOMBO MAKES A JOKE?
In the forth part of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part
Four -- which I've titled "Slave Zombo Makes a Joke?" -- Baron Bones
remains on Zombzany's throne and continues to demonstrate his domination over
Zombzany by applying a swift kick to his shins. The Baron orders Zombzany to
carry on with his aural memoir of Count Gore de Vol and this time Zombzany
manages to please even the obstinate Baron. Baron Blood E. Bones announces the
next modern horror movie; encouraging his cameraman to “Roll them bones.”
Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones continues his
physical abuse of Zombzany with a poke to the former Necromancer’s considerable
paunch. Apparently, Bones is a fan of the Blade trilogy, as he announces the
next film as “a vampire classic.”
Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Four -- Slave
Zombo Makes a Joke?
Labels:
BARON BLOOD E. BONES,
COUNT GOR DE VOL,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES - PART THREE -- BARON BONES DISSES ZOMBO!
In the second part of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part
Three -- which I've titled "Baron Bones Disses Zombo" – Baron Bones
is still sitting on Zombzany’s throne and seems to be relishing his domination
over Zombzany. The Baron orders Zombzany to continue his aural biography of
Count Gore de Vol, which Zombzany obediently executes, only to berated by the
Baron upon completion. Baron Blood E. Bones introduces the next modern horror
movie with much more enthusiasm than the previous film, as apparently this one
contains copious amounts of blood and violence.
Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones forces the
still comatose Zombzany to continue his Count Gore-ography and this time
Zombzany seems to improve his oration to the Baron’s satisfaction. Baron Blood
E. Bones introduces another fang-tastic flick; this one a foreign film that
apparently portrays acts of bloodletting that really gets Bones wound-up!
Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones - Part Thee -- Baron
Bones Disses Zombo!
Labels:
BARON BLOOD E. BONES,
COUNT GOR DE VOL,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Friday, February 8, 2013
SVENGOOLIE: KEEPING HORROR HOSTING ALIVE AND ON THE AIR!
Long-time readers of this blog know that my first and
forever favorite horror host was and is The Ghoul, who aired here in the Boston
area briefly in 1973. I thought horror hosts had disappeared from the airwaves forever,
but sometime in 1982 local channel 56 – oddly, the station that had aired The
Ghoul – ran then Son of Svengoolie on Saturday afternoons. I watched these
every Saturday until the show was pulled from syndication. While Sven was
different from The Ghoul, he still had many of the elements of horror hosting
that I then – and still do – love! Unfortunately, much like The Ghoul’s brief run,
Son of Svengoolie’s was also terminated all too quickly. The things I remembered
most fondly about then Son of Svengoolie were: his bad puns, the rubber chicken
throwing (usually at him and caused by his bad puns), song parodies based on
the movie’s shown, his constant put-downs of Berwyn (a suburb of Chicago which Sven
harassed much like The Ghoul made fun of Parma) and his then sidekick Tombstone
(a talking skull that floated in mid-air and talked with a vaguely Bronx-sounding
accent). Fortunately for me, Svengoolie (no longer Son of) is airing each
Saturday night on MeTV at 10 pm and he still does almost all the same types of
gags and skits that I loved from his show over thirty years earlier!
Here is Svengoolie’s Wikipedia entry and as far as I can
tell, the information appears to be accurate:
Svengoolie debuted on Screaming Yellow Theater, which aired
on WFLD (Channel 32) from September 18, 1970 until late-summer 1973. Svengoolie
was played in this series by Jerry G. Bishop. In later seasons, Rich Koz—a fan
of the show who used to send in sketch ideas—became one of the show's writers.
On June 16, 1979, Son of Svengoolie debuted on WFLD, with
Koz in the title role. The show also aired briefly on other sister (i.e., Field
Communications-controlled) stations in Philadelphia, Boston, San Francisco, and
Detroit. This series ran until WFLD (at that time owned by Metromedia) was sold
to Rupert Murdoch's Fox Television Stations Group in 1986 to become a part of
the newly-created Fox network. The new management canceled the show after
deciding it was not an appropriate fit for their new programming direction.
After 334 shows, the final episode aired January 25, 1986. Koz later returned
to WFLD in various capacities, mainly as the host of its Fox Kids Club and The
Koz Zone weekday afternoon children's programming, even appearing as an
announcer on the Fox network's 1988 New Year's Eve broadcast.
The series returned to the air on December 31, 1994 on WCIU
(Channel 26), using just "Svengoolie" as its name; Koz took over the
role of Svengoolie when Bishop told Koz that he "believed he was grown up
enough now to no longer be just the Son." The show opens with a reference
to early radio broadcasting: "Calling all stations, clear the air lanes,
clear all air lanes for the big broadcast." Koz also hosts a weekly Three
Stooges Stooge-a-palooza show on WCIU.
A running gag throughout the series is the repeated
utterance of the word "Berwyn", the name of a Chicago suburb. (This
was a parody of the way "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" and Johnny
Carson would jokingly refer to "Beautiful Downtown Burbank.") Another
recurring gag involves rubber chickens being thrown at Svengoolie after a
cornier-than-usual joke—usually at the end of each episode's closing sketch.
Koz and the show have won numerous regional Emmy awards, and Koz was admitted
to the Emmy "Silver Circle" in 2004 for "outstanding
contributions to Chicago television."
The series also airs on Chicago's WWME-CA
("ME-TV"), Milwaukee stations WBME-CD and WMLW-TV, and occasionally
on WMYS-LP in South Bend, Indiana. All of these stations are owned by Weigel
Broadcasting. Beginning on April 2, 2011, Svengoolie's show also became
available nationally on the Weigel-owned Me-TV network.
Here are some fun “facts” about Svengoolie’s show from http://tvtropes.org:
Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Very much so over the years, with
regards to Sven being Transylvianian, and how. It's pretty much gone straight
into Not Even Bothering with the Accent, he'll start a segment with it or
annunciation a word in it here or there but that's all.
Parody Commercial: Too many examples to count—Svengoolie's
Jr. Grave Robber Kit, Vampire Carpets, Death perfume...
Passing the Torch: In the first episode of Son of
Svengoolie, when the Son pop's out of Bishop's coffin on the old Screaming
Yellow Theater set while Bishop, out of character, provides Opening Narration.
Bishop: Good evening. I'm Jerry G. Bishop, and this is the
famed split-level dungeon studio where many years ago, the legendary
Svengoola—Svengoolie first entered television prominence many years ago....What
if there was the same situation as in the past with Son of Frankenstein, Son of
Dracula, Sanford and Son? Could their exist—somewhere, somehow—a Son of
Svengoolie?
Son of Svengoolie: Hey, dad, can I borrow the key to the
Hearst tonight?
Named for Svengali from Trilby (and the subsequent reuse of
the name as "a person who with evil intent manipulates another into doing
what is desired") along with Ghoul, a common horror trope in its own
right.
BER-WYN? is uttered whenever a city name, or a word that
sounds similar is mentioned. Berwyn is a suburb of Chicago where they have an
annual mushroom parade. Used as a gag similar to Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In's
"beautiful downtown Burbank."
Song Parody: Once an Episode, usually changing the lyrics to
reference that night's movie.
Tombstone's is superimposed onto the screen much more
gracefully today than he was in the old days, appearing much more solid and his
mouth lip-sinks almost fluidly.
Many characters are voiced by Koz, and dubbed in. Zallman T.
Tombstone (a floating skull), Kerwyn (a rubber chicken who helps Sven with the
Mailbag segment), and Durwood (a ventriloquist's dummy) are the three most
often seen Non Human Sidekicks. Also "appearing" Once an Episode is
"the guy behind the door," who interrupts Sven as he's saying his
goodnights at the end of the show to tell him a bad joke. The hand is played by
various people - mostly staffers at the station - but the voiceover is Koz.
Back in the Son of Svengoolie days you couldn't get through
a month without at least one cheap shot at Alan Thicke.
Three Dimensional Episode: when SoS broadcast Revenge of the
Creature in 1983. The effect didn't work well.
Vocal Range Exceeded: Regularly used when musical director
Doug Graves arranges songs for Sven to sing, just a bit higher than Sven can
sing.
The Artifact: Durwood the puppet looks just like Bishop's
Svengoolie. When Koz took over with a different make-up design, Durwood
retained his resemblance to the original and continues to today.
Audience Participation: Faked with using audio clips from
various programs, most commonly Warner Brothers cartoons.
Award Show: Parodied in 1983 with The Worst of Svengoolie,
which highlighted the worst elements of the various films that had been shown
over the years.
When Doug speaks up, it's generally to get a joke in at
Sven's expense.
Everything's Better with Chickens: Rubber chickens make
frequent appearances on the show, especially at the end, when they're launched
at Svengoolie.
Fan Nickname: Sven, short for Svengoolie. "Goolie"
isn't his last name.
Hey, It's That Guy!: Svengoolie devotes one host segment a
week to pointing out the actors' other roles.
Incredibly Lame Pun: Most of the jokes on the program.
Keep Circulating the Tapes: Unlike some horror hosts Sven
doesn't rely strictly on Public Domain films, which makes for a wider variety
of shows available but also makes officially releasing them to home video
virtually impossible. Sven is OK with people trading copies of his old shows,
but do not sell them.
The current Svengoolie started as the Son
of Svengoolie; the original Svengoolie (played by Jerry G. Bishop) aired from
1970-1973 on Screaming Yellow Theater. Son of Svengoolie ran 1979-1986. When
SoS returned to regular broadcasting in 1995 he received the blessing of the
original to just be called "Svengoolie."
Koz's first show ran 1979-1986; his current show started in
1995. That's 27 years on the air, and 42 years overall.
I have been watching Svengoolie on MeTV every Saturday night
since I discovered it on my local cable channel 292. To give you an idea of how
much I love Svengoolie, this is the only program I watch regularly in standard definition!
Since I bought my HD TV several years ago, I stopped watching the non-HD channels,
because they look fuzzy compared to the stunning clarity of the HD channels. I
have already watched some classic – and not so classic – movies on Svengoolie’s
program like: House of Frankenstein 1944, Tarantula 1955, Ssssss 1973, Abbot
and Costello Go to Mars 1953, Duck Soup 1933, Revenge of the Creature 1955, Island
of Lost Souls 1932, Cult of the Cobra 1955, The Black Cat 1933 and The Wolf Man
1941! I have learned that Rich Koz suffered a heart attack November 3, 2012 and
while he is recovering has been running repeats of past shows on METV.
Here is the news report at the time of the incident:
Rich Koz, the Chicago television icon known to generations
of fans as the wise-cracking horror-movie host Svengoolie, is recovering from a
heart attack. Koz, 60, was stricken at his west suburban home Saturday night
and was admitted to a Chicago hospital, where he was being treated Monday. On
his Svengoolie Twitter and Facebook accounts Sunday, the following message was
posted: “After a very busy Halloween holiday season, I’ll be taking a short
reprieve from updating my blog. Daily updates will return soon!” Koz, who has a
history of heart problems, suffered a heart attack in March 2002. He returned
to work two months later after undergoing two angioplasty procedures. “Maybe
it’s a good thing that rubber chickens are cholesterol-free,” he quipped at the
time.
Judging by this report and Ron’s history, he’ll be returning
to the airwaves soon!
Anyone who is interested in finding our more about
Svengoolie, should go to his current web site: http://svengoolie.com
To find out more about Svengooie on MeTV go to: http://www.metvnetwork.com/whoissvengoolie.php
To find out if there is a MeTV affiliate in your area, go
to: http://metvnetwork.com/wherewatch.php
Below is the opening of the new Svengoolie show on MeTV in
which he introduces a rare non-horror movie feature, Duck Soup!
Saturday, December 29, 2012
ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART EIGHT -- BAD TO THE LAST DROP
In the eighth and final part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc
Freak -- which I've titled "Bad to the Last Drop" -- Zombzany introduces
the final film of the horror movie marathon, while waiting for his newly
silenced zombie slave Doc Freak to return with his final caffeinated beverage
of the evening. Freak bows before his master and delivers him his coffee. After
taking a long sip, Zombzany begins to choke and realizes that Freak has once
again spiked his coffee with sugar. Zombzany grabs Freak by the collar and
drags him out of his Tomb to deliver a king-size beat-down on his disobedient
zombie slave. Myron then mercifully, or mercilessly, depending on your taste in
zombie films, segues into the final film of the marathon.
When they come back from the end of the final film, Zombzany
reads a new scripted soliloquy to bring the horror movie marathon to a close.
Clearly unhappy with the script, Zombzany inquires of his zombie slaves, who
wrote the closing speech, but none dare challenge the Dominator of the Dead.
Displeased with his newly zombiefied slave, Zombzany decides the best
punishment for Doc Freak is to return to him his mortal life. Zombzany casts a powerful
remortalisation spell on Doc Freak, which causes Freak to fall head-over-heels
onto the ground. Quickly recovering, Doc Freak realizes that his is once again mortal
and runs back to his lab vowing vengeance on Zombzany. Zombzany merely smiles
and returns to the beloved sanctuary of his tomb.
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Eight -- Bad
to the Last Drop.
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART SEVEN -- THE CHOKE IS ON FREAK
In the seventh part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak --
which I've titled "The Choke is on Freak" –Zombzany is asleep on his
throne, snoring away, apparently exhausted from the many attempts at a rejuvenation
spell to heal Doc Freak of his missing arms. Freak tries to revive his master
by showing him a DVD copy of his favorite movie White Zombie, but to no avail
as Zombzany continues to snore away.
Doc Freak decides this is a perfect time to demonstrate his
horror movie hosting abilities and begins to regale his audience about the magnificent
virtues of Scream 3 and all of Wes Craven’s films. Unseen by Freak, Zombzany arises
behind Freak and begins charging his staff menacingly. Suddenly, Zombzany takes
his magically-charged power staff and places it around Doc Freak’s throat;
choking the words from his mouth. Pleased with the sound of silence, Zombzany encourages
Myron to start the next film in the horror movie marathon.
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Seven -- The
Choke is on Freak.
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Thursday, November 15, 2012
ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART SIX -- DOC FREAK DISARMED
In the sixth part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak --
which I've titled "Doc Freak Disarmed" -- Zombzany regales his
viewers with a story about Zacherley running for president with the slogan “Put
a Ghoul in the White House.” Despite his fear of punishment, Freak enters the
tomb and tells Zombzany that according to his source, the slogan was “Put a
Vampire in the White House.” Zombzany refutes this claim and uses a spell to
dash Freak to the ground.
Zombzany sarcastically goes into an unflattering description
of the next film in the horror movie marathon and Freak can be heard in the
background screaming for Zombzany’s attention. At the conclusion of Zombzany’s soliloquy,
Freak confronts Zombzany, showing him that his spell has now removed Doc Freak’s
other hand. When Freak explains to Zombzany that without hands, he won’t be
able to serve his master his coffee, Zombzany attempts a regenerative spell to
restore Freak’s missing appendages.
The spell goes awry and Doc Freak is now missing both of his
arms!
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Six -- Doc
Freak Disarmed.
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZACHERLEY,
ZOMBZANY
Sunday, November 4, 2012
ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART FIVE – DOMINATOR OF THE DUMMIES
In the fifth part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak --
which I've titled "Dominator of the Dummies" -- Zombzany begins to
introduce the next film of the horror movie marathon, when he is interrupted by
Doc Freak. Freak is complaining that he doesn’t have sufficient bandages to
wrap his dismembered hand properly. Zombzany is extremely unsympathetic and
concludes his introduction, warning Freak not to interrupt him again.
Zombzany then proceeds to completely ignore the film being
shown and read from a book. Doc Freak is curious and swathed in bandages, limps
before Zombzany, attempting to get a look at what Zombzany is reading. After
his inquiries are rebuffed by the surly Necromancer, Fritz grabs the book and
Zombzany and Freak begin fighting over the possession of the tome. After a brief struggle, both combatants fall
to the ground - momentarily stunned!
Freak is the first to revive and uses the opportunity to retrieve
the book from Zombzany’s grasp. When Doc Freak sees what Zombzany has been
reading, he suddenly has second thoughts about asking Zombzany to use his
necromantic magic to heal his wounds.
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Five –
Dominator of the Dummies.
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART FOUR -- DOC FREAK GETS STUMPED
In the fourth part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak --
which I've titled "Doc Freak Gets Stumped" -- Zombzany impatiently
waits for Doc Freak to return from the store with his coffee. When Freak
returns empty handed, Freak explains to Zombzany why he took so long and that
he’ll have a fresh cup brewed up in a jiffy. Freak hurries off, but inquires how
Zombzany likes his coffee to be prepared and Zombzany replies that he likes it
with “two lumps of arsenic and a finger of type-O.”
While Zombzany waits still longer for his caffeinated infusion,
he begrudgingly introduces the second feature of the horror movie marathon.
Finally Doc Freak returns with Zombzany’s coffee and he proffers the coffee by
prostrating his newly undead form before his necromancer master. Zombzany takes
one sip of the beverage and proceeds to spit it out. He then removes an entire
hand from the coffee cup and tosses it back at the now one-handed Freak.
Freak desperately attempts to reattach the extracted extremity.
He finally gives up and resorts to fleeing from the angry self-professed King
of the Zombies!
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Four -- Doc
Freak Gets Stumped.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
FROM DOC FREAK AND ALL THE GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE!
FROM DOC FREAK AND ALL THE GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE!
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART THREE -- A FREAKY COFFEE RUN
In the third part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Three -- which I've titled "A Freaky Coffee Run" -- Zombzany reluctantly introduces the first film of the marathon with his new zombie slave, Doc Freak, standing by his side in rapt attention. As Zombzany describes some of the grizzly details of the modern horror film that he found particularly repellent, Doc Freak begins pantomiming some of these atrocities, but Zombzany quickly silences his servant with a vocal command.
Sensing Zombzany’s irritation, Freak volunteers to go to the local convenience store to purchase some coffee for his master. Freak is in such a hurry to leave that he forgets to ask Zombzany some money, so he returns and asks Zombzany for some “scratch.” After explaining his request in language that Zombzany can understand, Freak leaves Zombzany’s Tomb in his quest for coffee.
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Three -- A Freaky Coffee Run.
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART TWO -- FREAK FAILS
In the second part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak --
which I've titled "Freak Fails" -- Zombzany has fallen asleep sitting on
his throne waiting for his new zombie slave, Doc Freak, to return with his
coffee. Finally returning with a large cup, Doc Freak apologizes to
Zombzany for serving him hot chocolate instead of coffee, explaining to the
King of the Zombies that his stash is depleted. Zombzany is displeased with
being served “this childish swill” and returns the hot chocolate to Doc Freak –
sans mug.
Returning to business
at hand, Zombzany reiterates that he will be showing clips of the horror host Zacherley
during the horror movie marathon and giving the audience some insightful
background into the history of this TV legend. Doc Freak once again begins
hopping up and down with unbridled excitement and Zombzany is forced to use a
minor spell of sedation on Freak to get him back under control. Zombzany then
commands Doc Freak to produce the visual aids and begins regaling his viewers with
the origin of Zacherley.
No sooner has Zombzany finished with the first part of his retrospective
of Zacherley, than Doc Freak drops all the photos and other props to the ground,
making a complete mess of Zombzany’s tomb.
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part Two -- Freak Fails.
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZACHERLEY,
ZOMBZANY
Thursday, October 11, 2012
ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK: PART ONE -- FREAK SEEKS TO BE DECEASED
In the first part of Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak --
which I've titled "Freak Seeks to be Deceased" -- Zombzany is once
again sitting on his throne. However, for some inexplicable reason, he is conscious
well before his usual dusk waking hour. Zombzany has again had to demean
himself and host another modern horror movie marathon and on top of that he has
had to start it in broad daylight, which explains his even worse than usual bad mood. Zombzany admits that the only reason he has
agreed to host this particular marathon is that he will able to talk about his
favorite “living” horror movie host, Zacherley the cool ghoul.
Running up from somewhere close, Doc Freak (I admit it. I
was eavesdropping nearby – D.F.) begins jumping up and down in front of
Zombzany, shouting “wicked cool” over and over again. Doc Freak asks if he can be
Zombzany’s new servant for this marathon, since he blew up and buried his old
servant Bill E. Bones at the conclusion of last year’s horror movie marathon.
Zombzany informs Freak that he does not retain the services of the living, as
he can resurrect his own zombie slave through necromancy. Freak says that if
Zombzany only hires the undead, then he should zap him dead so that he can
serve him during the course of the marathon.
Zombzany is more than happy to make Doc Freak his zombie slave
and puts a deadly spell of simultaneous death and resurrection on him. The new
zombie Freak’s first task as Zombzany’s slave is to fetch the King of the
Zombies a cup of coffee for the long horror movie marathon to come.
Enjoy Zombzany and the Undead Doc Freak: Part One -- Freak
Seeks to be Deceased.
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZACHERLEY,
ZOMBZANY
Sunday, April 8, 2012
ZOMBZANY MEETS DOC FREAK - PART FOUR - HOWLING HIBERNATION
In the fourth part of Zombzany Meets Doc Freak titled
"Howling Hibernation", Zombzany is standing beside "Doc"
Freak, when he hears the howling of what he assumes is a werewolf attempting to
invade his cemetery. Zombzany leaves to investigate and Doc Freak suddenly
becomes animate once again. Taking a bottle of some type of poison out of his lab
coat pocket, Freak gleefully begins pouring the majority of its contents into Zombzany’s
large coffee mug. Freak then immediately leaves Zombzany’s throne tomb before
the Necromancer returns.
Zombzany at last finds the source of the “howling” and it is
none other than his skeletal zombie servant, Bill E. Bones! Bones is cowering
behind a tree, hoping to avoid the punishing wrath of his vengeful master!
Zombzany sees the cringing Bones and unleashes a spectacular spell of
detonation upon Bill.
Zombzany returns to his crypt, to find that Freak has left
the premises. Assuming that his spell of immobilization has worn off, Zombzany
is glad that Freak has fled so that he can resume his eloquent and informative discourse
on the next horror film in the movie marathon, Ghost of Frankenstein. Evidently
Freak was lurking nearby, because once again he rushes onto the “set” and
regales Zombzany on the virtues of Ghost of Frankenstein. Zombzany is becoming
more bored than irritated by Freak’s ravings and takes a protracted swallow of
his contaminated coffee. Almost immediately, Zombzany falls into a deep
coma-like state. Doc Freak turns around to see that his scheme to decimate the
Dominator of the Dead has succeeded and jumps for joy at the prospect of taking
over the hosting of the classic horror movie marathon.
Enjoy, Zombzany Meets Doc Freak - Part Four - Howling Hibernation!
Labels:
BILL E. BONES,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
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