In part ten of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer, Zombzany's frustration at introducing yet another Dracula film has reduced him to playing guessing games with his skeletal zombie side-kick Bill E. Bones. As usual, Bill E. Bones is making a mockery of Zombzany's observations of this last Hammer Dracula film of the evening, Dracula A.D. Enjoy the penultimate episode of this series, Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer- Part Ten.
WE, THE GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE, DO VOW TO ABSTAIN FROM ALL THAT IS MUNDANE AND REVEL IN AND GLORIFY ALL OF THE MANY WONDERS THAT COME WITH THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE GREAT AND GOOD GENRES! SCIENCE FICTION! FANTASY! HORROR!
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Thursday, April 7, 2011
INTRODUCING ZOMBZANY THE NECROMANCER - PART TEN
In part ten of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer, Zombzany's frustration at introducing yet another Dracula film has reduced him to playing guessing games with his skeletal zombie side-kick Bill E. Bones. As usual, Bill E. Bones is making a mockery of Zombzany's observations of this last Hammer Dracula film of the evening, Dracula A.D. Enjoy the penultimate episode of this series, Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer- Part Ten.
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011
INTRODUCING ZOMBZANY THE NECROMANCER - PART NINE
In part nine of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer, Zombzany sighs in despair as he finds himself preparing to watch another Frankenstein movie. Perhaps because it isn’t another hated vampire film, Zombzany’s informative reading for the Hammer horror Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed is nearly complimentary. Bill E. Bones' enthusiasm for the lovely Veronica Carlson knows no bones, as you can see that she lights up his un-life! Enjoy Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer- Part Nine!
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Thursday, March 10, 2011
INTRODUCING ZOMBZANY THE NECROMANCER - PART EIGHT
In part eight of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer, Zombzany our host is attempting to explain to his bone-headed side kick why he hates Dracula films and vampires in general. Barely keeping his disdain for the next feature in check, Zombzany gives some background for the Hammer horror Taste the Blood of Dracula. Bill E. Bones’ constant interruptions appear to be getting on Zombzany's dead nerves and it seems like the Overlord of the Undead is having second thoughts about digging Bill out of his grave. Enjoy Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer- Part Eight!
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Thursday, March 3, 2011
INTRODUCING ZOMBZANY THE NECROMANCER - PART SEVEN
In part seven of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer it has become obvious that Zombzany is upset over the large number of Dracula films that he has had to host in this horror movie marathon. Zombzany’s love of classic zombie films, particularly White Zombie, is evident as he continues to complain about their absence. Still, the self-proclaimed Dominator of the Dead keeps a stiff upper lip and briefly sets up the next film Dracula Has Risen from the Grave. Once again, Bill E. Bones interjects a little base humor into Zombzany’s monologue and almost surprisingly Zombzany responds with a bit of levity himself. Enjoy Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer- Part Seven.
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Sunday, February 13, 2011
INTRODUCING ZOMBZANY THE NECROMANCER - PART FIVE
In this fifth part of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer, it appears that Bill E. Bones has grown bolder assisting his master host the next movie of the night, which is Hammer's The Mummy. Bones jumps right in mocking the name of the title character and heckling Zombzany with acerbic laughter. Apparently, Zombzany is concentrating so hard on his earnest reading of the descriptive narrative that he is oblivious to Bones' taunting. Find out what happens to Bill E. Bones in Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer -- Part Five!
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Saturday, February 5, 2011
INTRODUCING ZOMBZANY THE NECROMANCER - PART FOUR
In part four of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer, you can see that he has vacated his throne to take a midnight stroll through his cemetery. Although this is only the third film of the night that he is hosting, Zombzany has already requested a cup of coffee from his zombie servant Sebastian. Zombzany hides his disdain for Horror of Dracula well; extolling the virtues of both stars of the film with moderate enthusiasm. Bill E. Bones, apparently just off camera and therefore a safe distance away, becomes more bold and verbose in his pithy interruptions of Zombzany’s soliloquy. The skeletal zombie manages to hit a dead nerve of Zombzany’s towards the end of this segment, as Bones forces a confession of Zombzany’s true feelings about vampires. Enjoy part four of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer.
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Saturday, January 29, 2011
INTRODUCING ZOMBZANY THE NECROMANCER - PART THREE
In part three of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer, Zombzany is presenting his second film of the night, Hammer’s The Curse of Frankenstein. Despite the corrective lenses, Zombzany can’t seem to keep from burying his head in his script. Still, he seems to be at least feigning enthusiasm for a film that I’m sure he would consider beneath him. Bill E. Bones is still hanging around and attempting some comedic relief, but his verbal repertoire at this stage in his early resurrection seems to be awfully limited. I hope you enjoy Part Three of Introducing Zombzany the Necromancer.
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