WE, THE GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE, DO VOW TO ABSTAIN FROM ALL THAT IS MUNDANE AND REVEL IN AND GLORIFY ALL OF THE MANY WONDERS THAT COME WITH THE
ACCEPTANCE OF THE GREAT AND GOOD GENRES!
SCIENCE FICTION! FANTASY! HORROR!
"If you are a fan of either Doctor Who or Star Trek: The Next Generation, I can guarantee that you’ll enjoy this series!"
This Comic Book
of the Week post should more accurately be named Comic Book of the Month,
because despite the fact that I’m reading more comic books every week than
ever, I just can’t seem to find the time to write about my favorites. Be that
as it may, I just had to share my excitement for this fantastic new eight issue
mini-series being published by IDW - Star Trek: The Next Generation/Doctor Who:
Assimilation2.
I have been
reading the monthly Star Trek comic which IDW began publishingin September of 2011,
which is a new ongoing Star Trek series set in the continuity of the 2009 film.
The artwork by Stephen Molnar, which so accurately depicts the actors from the
new film, while also finely detailing the ships and other tech of this revamped
Star Trek universe really pulled me in. The stories written by Mike Johnson,
while serviceable, have not impressed me as much. One problem is that the first
two stories were retellings of the classic Star Trek TV episodes and I already
knew how they’d turn out, so they weren’t very suspenseful or interesting. The
more recent issues have finally begun new stories dealing with the new Trek
universe, so I’ve begun to enjoy it more.
I have not been
reading the IDW Doctor Who comics, for the simple reason that the artists
change constantly on the monthly book; many times right in the middle of storylines.
Also most of the time the artwork is either too cartoony or just plain inappropriate
for a sci-fi series like Doctor Who.
On May 30, IDW published the first issue of Star Trek:
The Next Generation/Doctor Who: Assimilation2 and I picked it up on
the basis of the beautiful full-painted artwork by J.K. Woodward alone.
Fortunately, the story by Scott and David Tipton is also a lot of fun. The
story teams up Captain Picard and the crew of the Enterprise and Doctor Who and
his companions Amy and Rory in an epic adventure in which the entire galaxy is
threatened by an unholy alliance between their respective greatest nemeses, the
Borg and the Cybermen. This third issue is the best yet as it features a
flash-back to the fourth Doctor’s meeting with the crew of the classic Enterprise.
It is done in a more tradition ink drawing style, but is equally well rendered
by The Sharp Brothers. If you are a fan of either Doctor Who or Star Trek: The
Next Generation, I can guarantee that you’ll enjoy this series! While IDW
comics are a little pricey at $3.99, you do get excellent reproduction on
quality paper of fantastically detailed artwork. Check out the preview below.
In the fourth part of Zombzany and the Missing Maniac --
which I've titled "Zombzesty the Chillin’ Chef’s Roadkill Café” --
Zombzany gives a brief introduction to the next zombie movie in the marathon
and somehow manages to insult his zombie slaves Bill E. Bones and Sebastian as
well.
Yet again, Zombzany shares another rare video tape from his Archives
Vault. This video is another of his cable TV programs that featuring a
character he called Zombzesty the Chillin’ Chef on a program entitled Zombzesty
the Chillin’ Chef’s Roadkill Café. The Zombzesty character was apparently
supposed to be a Cajun cook, as Zombzany uses a ridiculous French accent
throughout the show. In this episode, Zombzesty is concocting a dish he called
Bones a la Bisque, which is a type of soup that apparently requires nearly a
half-gallon of brandy. Zombzesty intersperse many gags into the show, including
having the crew of the show throw bon-bons at him. The show concludes with
Zombzesy having to make a hasty retreat to avoid a confrontation with the “gendarmes.”
Enjoy Part Four of Zombzany and the Missing Maniac -- Zombzesty
the Chillin’ Chef’s Roadkill Café!
When the original Total Recall debuted in June of 1990, it
was generally well-received by critics and made a sizable profit. Directed by
Paul Verhoeven, with a script originally penned by Dan O'Bannon, Total Recall
was a big budget sci-fi film with a satirical edge. Total Recall was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s
return to science fiction after dabbling in comedy with Red Heat and Twins and
it demonstrated that he could still carry a big science fiction action-drama.
Being a fan of Schwarzenegger’s (and in the 80’s and 90's who wasn’t?) I enjoyed Total
Recall for what it was, but felt that as a science fiction film it fell short of
its premise’s potential. The ending of the film always bothered me in its
unrealistic portrayal of a body exposed to a near-vacuum and the speed at which Mars’ atmosphere is replenished.
Twenty-two years later, a “remake” of Total Recall is being
released. This film is scripted by Kurt Wimmer , Mark Bomback and James
Vanderbilt did a "polish" on the script.This version is directed by Len Wiseman, who
is best known for writing and directing Underworld (2003) and Underworld:
Evolution (2006), as well as directing Live Free or Die Hard (2007). Colin Farrell stars
as Douglas Quaid; with Jessica Biel playing Melina a Resistance member and Kate
Beckinsale playing Lori, Quaid's "wife". With a reported budget of
$200 million, this film looks like a big-budget sci-fi film, but I’m also
hoping that it has a bit more science fictional ideas in it as well. Being a
fan of Wiseman’s previous films, I have no doubt I’ll enjoy the look and style
of this new Total Recall. I’m not a huge fan of Colin Farrell’s total body of
work, but I did enjoy his turn as the vampire in the recent remake of Fright
Night (2011), so hopefully some of the energy that he brought to that role will
translate well to his portrayal of the put-upon factory worker Douglas Quaid. The
bigger of the two female roles falls to Jessica Biel, who’s work I’ve admired
in such diverse films as Blade: Trinity (2004), The Illusionist (2006) and Next
(2007). Also, any film with Kate Beckinsale in it is always worth watching!
If the film is as good as this trailer looks, than I’m more
than ready for this remake! Total Recall opens August 3, 2012.
“For those of us who prefer entertaining or at least
enlightening science fiction films, than avoid The Divide like the radioactive
cloud that hangs over the doomed characters in this darkly depressing
film.”
Science Fiction, Post-apocalyptic, Drama
Staring - Lauren German/Eva, , Milo Ventimiglia/Josh,
Courtney B. Vance/Devlin, Ashton Holmes/Adrien, Rosanna Arquette/Marilyn, Iván
González/Sam, Michael Eklund/Bobby andAbbey Thickson/Wendi
Director - Xavier Gens
Writer(s) - Karl Mueller and Eron Sheean
Rated R - Disturbing strong violence, sexuality, and
pervasive language
1 hr., 52 min.
I watch every genre film that comes out in any given
year, with very few exceptions. I probably skip horror films more than any of
my three favorite genres, because of my dislike for these sub-genres: slasher,
torture-porn and found-footage. Fantasy films seldom contain elements that I
find distasteful, so I seldom miss any of these films, except for the extremely
cheap ones or films aimed at young children. Science fiction is my favorite type of
film, so a film has to contain elements that I find very distasteful or just
plain dull for me to pass over. Even so, I occasionally go out of my comfort
zone and watch a science fiction film that I am fairly certain I will find
difficult to watch. Sometimes I am rewarded with a film that surprises me (like
Phase 7 did last year), but more often than not, I am sorry that I spent the
time and effort to watch a film I could not appreciate even on a purely
intellectual level (The Road – 2009 –immediately springs to mind). I have put
off watching The Divide for some time, but I finally bolstered my courage and
watched this post-apocalyptic drama.
The film opens with Eva and her boyfriend Sam looking out
their apartment window and seeing missiles streaking across the New York
skyline. When the first explosion hits, they immediately rush out of the
apartment and down the emergency stairwell. Most of the residents of the building
are already running down the stairs and there is much pushing and shoving as
people begin to panic. They finally get to the ground floor and the exit, when
another closer explosion rocks the building and forces them back into the
apartment building. Desperate for shelter, they see an open door leading to the basement
of the building, but a man is trying to close it. Eva, Sam and a few others
push against the door and manage to force their way in.
Once inside the basement, Mickey, who is the building
superintendent, tells the small group that he is in charge until it is safe to
leave. Marilyn’s young daughter Wendi begins to complain and keeps repeating
her need to go home. Mickey informs her and everyone that the radiation dust
from the fallout of the nuclear explosion will kill everyone, so no one can
leave until he says so. The rest of the group is made up of a yuppie gay man
Josh, his younger artist brother Adrien, Josh’s friend Bobby and an African-American
man Devlin, who no one seems to know. As the days pass into weeks, the group
grows increasingly aware that Mickey is hiding something and they suspect that
is the reason he will not allow them to enter his private room.
A loud banging is heard outside the steel door that
separates them from the contaminated air and Mickey grabs an axe to hold off
potential intruders. The invaders use a blow torch to cut the locked door and
enter. What happens next is a complete right-turn in the film’s plot and when
this portion of the film concludes, The Divide goes right back to where its
plot was headed originally.
The Divide is the type of Post-apocalyptic story that
shows humanity at its worst. As the film wears on and on, the characters in the
film all begin to gradually decline both mentally and physically. One reason
for the physical deterioration, which is only implied in the film, is that
because the door was breached, they are all gradually dying of radiation contamination.
Once this becomes obvious, not only do the characters begin to act more and
more selfish and sadistic, but as a viewer I lost interest in their survival because
I knew they were not going to do so. The only thing that could have made The
Divide a compelling drama for me was seeing these characters struggle for survival.
Once this hope was taken away, there was little to keep me interested; other
than the perverse voyeuristic pleasure in watching these characters deteriorate
to the point of near savagery. I do not find these type of scenes interesting,
so the film lost me before it was even halfway over.
One thing that stood out to me – and not in a good way –
was the soundtrack. There are many sequences in the film where the camera pans slowly
across all the characters in various stages of depression to show passage of
time and every single time this long repetitive piano music plays incessantly
over these shots. It was maddening to the point where I finally had to fast
forward through these merciless montages!
The only highlight of the film is Michael Biehn as Mickey,
who starts out being an unlikeable totalitarian bastard, but grows into a
stronger and more compassionate character, whose hidden motives are cleverly and
expertly revealed by Biehn’s subtle acting. The rest of the cast are written so
poorly that you have to feel sorry for the actors and actresses playing the
roles; particularly Rosanna Arquette who’s character suffers the worst
indignities in the film.
I honestly don’t understand how a film like The Divide
gets made. The three million dollar budget was spent I’m assuming on the mostly
talented cast. How anyone reading the screenplay would consider this worth
investing in is beyond me, as even if the story made sense – which because of
the previously mentioned “right turn” in the plot – it doesn’t, it portrays
such a negative view on humanity that only someone who has a similar pessimistic
viewpoint would find this story worth filming. If you are of a similar mental
bent, than by all means “enjoy” The Divide. For those of us who prefer entertaining
or at least enlightening science fiction films, than avoid The Divide like the
radioactive cloud that hangs over the doomed characters in this darkly depressing
film.
In the third part of Zombzany and the Missing Maniac --
which I've titled "Casting Call of the Undead” -- Zombzany gives a brief
introduction to the next zombie movie in the marathon.
For the second time, Zombzany shares another rare video tape
from his Archives Vault. This video is a comedic sketch, the origins of which I
can’t even begin to guess at. The segment is titled “Casting Call of the Undead”
and it presents Zombzany as a casting director. Zombzany is apparently using
his necromantic skills to bring back famous dead actors as zombie slaves, so
they can act in films or plays which director Zombzany is producing. In this
segment, Zombzany uses his necromancy to not only bring his actor back to
undead life, but to also enhance his acting abilities – which unfortunately dose
not turn out quite as well as Zombzany might have liked.
Enjoy Part Three of Zombzany and the Missing Maniac -- Casting
Call of the Undead!
For the films of 2010, I posted a best and worst list for
all the films I had seen at that time [see: THE BEST AND WORST GENRE MOVIES OF2010]. This year I decided to wait until I had a chance to see almost all the
Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror films from 2011, which meant waiting to
watch the films I missed seeing at the theater and watching them on Blu-ray
video disc at home.I have finally
watched all the genre films I had planned on watching and have only not watched
those that I never intended to watch at all. I counted sixty genre films
released to theaters or direct to video/on demand last year. Of those, I
watched forty-three of them; eleven at the theater and thirty-two on Blu-ray video
disc at home. The remaining seventeen genre films that I did not see were for a
variety of reasons, but mostly because I knew I would not like them or just had
no interest in the subject matter.
I will not be breaking them down into sub-genre categories
as I did for the films of 2010, but instead I will just divide them up into
three separate categories based on quality: THE PARAMOUNT (films that I rated
from 100 to 85), THE PEDESTRIAN (films that I rated from 84 to 70) and THE
PUTRID (films that I rated from 69 to 50). By my grading system, which I incorporated
this year, a film can do no worse than a 50 – which I regard as a complete
failure. Whereas a film can do no better than a 100, which would be a perfect
film – something I doubt I will ever see. My grading system is dived into ten categories,
which I then assign a grade of 5 (poorest) to 10 (best) for each. The categories
are divided into two sub headings: Technical – which I use to intellectualize a
film purely on its merits based on technique and Visceral – which are my
emotional responses to a film based on its artistic merits. I break down the
Technical heading into five subheadings: Acting, Directing, Cinematography, Script
and Special Effects. I break down the Visceral heading into five subheadings:
Visual, Auditory, Intellectual, Emotional and Involvement. I’ve been using this
system for some time for my own purposes, because I find it keeps me from
reacting to a film too viscerally on initial viewings of films I really like,
and over-intellectualizing films on initial viewings that I don’t enjoy. I will
list the overall grade for each film and give a brief explanation of the films
that I have not reviewed previously on this blog.
A beautiful looking, well-acted take on the
first X-Men, but ultimately it stills feels a little too familiar.
Hugo – 86
An
amazing visual achievement that is somewhat hampered by a convoluted and sentimental
story.
Scream 4 – 85
I still think Wes Craven is one of the best
horror directors alive and this is his best film franchise. Scream still
works as a satire of the slasher and horror genre in general.
A fun film overall, but just lacking in any
real depth of character or emotion.
The Ward- 80
I love John Carpenter’s style of filmmaking,
but the story of this one just isn’t complex enough to carry a feature film;
plus the horror element felt forced at best.
Trollhunter – 79 Fantastic special effects, wonderfully added
to the handheld-footage cannot make up for a lack of interesting characters or
story; it also could have benefited from some more humor.
Whoever gave Seth Rogan the money to write and
star in this dumb-comedic twist on a classic pulp/radio character should have
their miniscule brains removed!
The following genre films from 2011 are ones that I may
eventually watch, but will most likely not enjoy anyway, but I’ll list them
here for completion sake: Suing the Devil, Paul, Final Destination 5, Detective
Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark and Creature.
These films I will not be watching under any circumstance: The Rite, Red Riding
Hood, Beastly, Your Highness, The Tree of Life, Another Earth, Dream House, The
Human Centipede II: Full Sequence, Contagion, Paranormal Activity 3 and The
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1. If anyone can make a convincing argument
as to why I should see any of these films, leave your comments as to why and I’ll
at least listen.
Overall I think 2011 was a better year for entertaining
genre films, if not quality films. The quantity was also bigger, so that no
doubt helped push up the averages of quality. Let me know what you think of my
list – I’m sure many will shake their heads in disbelief at some of my marks
for some films – and I’ll be glad to discuss with you in a civil manner why you
think I’m right or wrong in my choices.
In the second part
of Zombzany and the Missing Maniac -- which I've titled "Zombzany
Introduces the Zombie-thon" -- Zombzany returns to his throne to find Bill
E. Bones sitting of it. Zombzany swats Bill off the throne and then introduces the
coming marathon.
In a rare instance
of magnanimousness, Zombzany shares a rare video tape from his Archives Vault.
The first video is from a pilot to an unsuccessful detective series from the
1960’s called Zombdumbo – the Dead Beat Detective. This initial story, entitled
“Finial Round, Sudden Death”, finds Zombdumbo at the golf course, where of
course he finds a dead body.
Enjoy Part Two of Zombzany and the Missing Maniac – Zombzany
Introduces the Zombie-thon!
Screen Rant Underground has quickly become my “go to” movie
review podcast! It is the weekly podcast of the web site Screen Rant, an
excellent TV and movie news web site in its own right.
Here is what they have to say about their Screen Rant web
site:
Screen Rant had a humble start back in 2003 as a place to
rant about some of the dumber stuff related to the movie industry. Although
there was absolutely no plan to do anything beyond venting to a few online
friends about movies, over the years the site has grown to cover more and more
TV and movie news (and not just the dumb stuff) along with sometimes
controversial movie reviews.
The goal here at
Screen Rant is to cover stories and review movies from a middle ground/average
person perspective. We try to take a common sense approach to movie and TV
news: stepping back and looking at the big picture to determine whether
something is a good idea… or an idiotic one.
Movie reviews are
written from the point of view of “was it a fun/exciting/scary/compelling
movie” instead of from some high-brow, esoteric level that only other movie
critics will relate to. On the other hand a movie has to have more than just
big stars and fantastic special effects to be considered great by the folks at
Screen Rant.
The reason that I like their podcast so much is that their
weekly schedule allows them to keep very current with all the movies that are
released each week. While they don’t review every movie that comes out every
week, they do review every genre movie that is released, which is what is
important to me. There are four regular podcasters on every cast, which gives
you a nice blend of various viewpoints on each film. While Screen Rant
Underground does veer off the topic of films occasionally, they spend the vast
majority of their casts on films and most importantly reviewing the movie of
the week.
Their format opens with the latest movie news. They are very
opinionated about their genre films and TV programs. They once spent twenty
minutes talking about the photograph of the new CW Green Arrow TV show and look
of The Arrow’s costume. Their second segment is Rants and Raves in which each
of the podcasters talks about the films and TV shows that each of the casters
has watched in the week since the last podcast. This segment allows each caster
to “rave” on their favorite TV shows and movies that they may have missed on
its initial theatrical release and “rant” on the ones that they didn’t like.
The third segment is Box Office Battle in which each of casters must pick the
Box Office results for the top five films of following weekend, with the tenth
film as the tie breaker. The winner of each week is allowed to be the last
person to talk about the film reviewed for that week. The final segment is the film
that is reviewed for that week. Each podcaster gives his opinion of the film,
without spoiling specifics of the film. The spoiler segment follows this and
the casters delve deeply into the details of the film reviewed. These segments
can be quite heated – especially when the casters’ opinions differ on a film –
and it is these segments that usually earn their explicit tag on iTunes.
The regular casters include:
Kofi Outlaw who is originally from Philadelphia, PA but now
lives in New York City. Addiction to comic books, movies and a love of writing
sent Kofi to the University of Pittsburgh where he received a dual B.A. in
Writing and Literature with a minor in Film Studies. More recently, Kofi
received his graduate MFA in Writing from The New School. Kofi loves all kinds
of films from brainless blockbusters to fancy art-house pleasers. He says that
nothing really specific makes him geek out all that much.
Robert Keyes (Screen Rant‘s only Canadian writer), started
writing for the site in September 2008. He was offered a writing position based
on his participation on the site as a long-time commenter and story-submitter.
Not long later, Rob became an Editor for the site where he helps publish the
growing number of articles we write. Rob is also the Editor-in-Chief of the
newly launched sister site for Screen Rant, GameRant.com which keeping in the
style of the flagship site, covers video game news/previews/reviews (without
the sugar coating of course). Rob is 24 years old with a Master’s Degree in
Economics. He wishes to eventually mesh his business, computer, economics and
finance backgrounds with his love of the media entertainment industry with
hopes of a career in one of the fields down the road. (So if you work for a
major studio and have an open position – contact him!). Rob is an avid viewer
of all kinds of film and television and is also a big video gamer. Much of his
spare time is spent with friends playing and/or watching sports and all of the
entertainment forms listed above. That is, when he’s not working at his day job
or the two sites.
Ben Kendrick is a graduate of the New School’s Master of
Fine Arts in Creative Writing program, with an emphasis in fiction. Currently,
he’s nearing completion on his novel: How I Saw Myself on America’s Most Wanted
and serves as an editor-at-large for the literary magazine LIT. Ben has been
passionate about movies ever since standing in line for a midnight showing of
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when he was eight. As a result of his
background in creative writing, Ben is drawn to films that make story and
character a priority; however, that never stops him from enjoying a range of
Hollywood offerings – from blockbuster action flicks to campy
so-bad-they’re-good B-movies. He’s also an avid gamer and is a regular
contributor at Screen Rant’s sister site, Game Rant. Visit Ben’s website if for
no other reason than to get a better sense of the conditions under which he was
conceived.
Anthony Ocasio is Screen Rant’s television editor, and gets
yelled at by fans of every television show on the air. It’s not his fault that “your
favorite show is terrible.”
Between the great personalities and their passionate
opinions, Screen Rant Underground makes for a fun and exciting listen. If you
are a movie fan and a genre movie fan in particular, you should definitely give
Screen Rant Underground a listen.