DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART THREE

Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Three.

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Three: Doc Freak digs up the remains of Bill E. Bones' skeleton and carries them to the new corpse that he dug up previously.

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART TWO

Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Two

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!

In Part Two: Doc enters Zombzany's cemetery to dig up a new cadaver for his zombie friend Bill E. Bones, who is currently buried in the rotting remains of a skeleton in another part of the cemetery.

DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART ONE

Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part One

Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!

In Part One: Doc gets a telepathic communication from his zombie pal, Bill E. Bones.

HELLO AND GOODBYE!

 

 

Hello my fellow Genre Guardians!

For those few who still are following this blog, you may have noticed I have not posted any type of written review or article since February of this year. I did manage to post the last sequence of The Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones video, but have not added any video content since that last one in April. The reason for my lack of posting on Guardians of the Genre is simply that I have been busy working on other projects. I have been working on these projects under my real name and not under the pseudonym: Fritz “Doc” Freak. As anyone who blogs knows, using a pseudonym allows a certain amount of creative freedom that posting under one’s real name does not. While writing as “Doc” Freak, I initially kept in character while posting on Guardians of the Genre, but as time went by, I found this too restricting and ended up writing in my own voice.

These past three years posting on Guardians of the Genre have been great fun for the most part, but writing non-fiction has never been one of my favorite types of writing. I much prefer fiction writing, as I hope showed in some of my descriptions of the Zombzany videos would indicate. This blog lends itself to mostly non-fiction writing and that is why I’ve decided to move on to other things and stop blogging on Guardians of the Genre. In case anyone is wondering why some of the other characters on this blog cannot continue writing on Guardians of the Genre in my absence, the simple answer is that I am all of the characters; which include not only Fritz “Doc” Freakenstein, but Bill E. Bones, Major Mac Maniac and Zombzany as well. The only other person to write for this blog was my good friend, who wrote under the pseudonym Professor Phileas Photon. Unfortunately, “Phileas” is not interested in writing on any kind of consistent basis, so he will be unable to keep Guardians of the Genre up and running either. The main character of all my posted videos, Zombzany the Necromancer, was played in the videos by another good friend of mine. Unfortunately, I have not have had contact with him for many years and have been posting these videos in the hope that he might find them in the vastness of cyberspace and contact me. However, that has not occurred, so I fear Zombzany’s true “voice” will never be heard on Guardians of the Genre either.

I want to conclude this final posting by thanking all 44 followers of Guardians of the Genre and especially to the people that took the time to comment on my various posts here. A special thank you goes to The Sci-Fi Fanatic, with whom I have had many stimulating discussions both here and on his blog Musings of a Sci-Fi Fanatic. I also want to thank Francisco Gonzalez of The Film Connoisseur, John Kenneth Muir of John Kenneth Muir's Reflections on Film/TV and Johnny Thunder of Johnny Thunder's Midnight Spook Frolic. I will continue to upload more Zombzany videos to YouTube, so anyone who wants to watch more new Zombzany and Fritz “Doc” Freakenstein adventures will be able to do so at http://www.youtube.com/user/FritzDocFreak?feature=mhee

Thanks all you wicked cool readers of Guardians of the Genre!

ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES -- PART FIVE -- BARON BONES BURIED UNDEAD

In the final installment of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Five -- which I've titled “Baron Bones Buried Undead" -- Baron Blood E. Bones is sitting on Zombzany's throne unattended by his zombie manservant. Apparently, all the gory films that they have been showing on the all-vampire marathon has made Blood E. thirsty and during the film had ordered Zombzany to fetch him a bottle of blood from one of Zombzany’s vintage vaults. While awaiting Zombzany’s return, Baron Blood E. Bones fills in for Zombzany by telling his viewers how Count Gore De Vol went from an out-of-work broadcast horror host, to hosting his own weekly webcast on his very own website. Returning with the bottle of blood, Zombzany places the bottle into the eager boney hands of the Baron. Not wanting to wait another minute to swill down the bloody brew, Baron Blood E. Bones orders Zombzany to introduce the next feature film, Dracula 2000. Zombzany’s less-than-flattering description of the film causes the Baron to question Zombzany, but Zombzany assures the Baron that he is just having some fun with the film. Baron Blood E. Bones enthusiastically orders “Doc” Freak to start the movie.

Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones is obviously impatient to watch the final fangtastic feature, until Zombzany reminds him that the viewers may want to know where the video tapes of Count Gore De Vol that they have been watching might be procured. Perhaps slightly drunk on the bottled blood, the Baron humors his undead slave and allows Zombzany one last monologue. Baron Blood E. Bones then goes on to describe in deathly detail the many things that make the last film of the marathon, The Forsaken, a “bloody good show.”

Once the film has concluded, Baron Blood E. Bones begins to realize that both Zombzany and “Doc” Freak appear to have disappeared from the cemetery during its run. The Baron grabs the camera off the tripod where Freak had left it and proceeds to search the perimeter of Zombzany’s cemetery for either of his missing manservants. Finally, Baron Blood E. Bones sees “Doc” Freak standing next to an abandoned tool shed in some sort of hypnotic state. Distracted by Freak, the Baron is unaware of someone who has snuck up behind him and pushed him forcefully to the ground. Impeded by unknown forces, Baron Blood E. Bones is unable to get out of what appears to be a shallow grave that he has fallen in, when he sees a familiar formidable figure looming at the edges of his increasingly foggy vision. Crying out in vain, Baron Blood E. Bones is slowly but steadily being buried alive!

Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Five -- Baron Bones Buried Undead!