WE, THE GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE, DO VOW TO ABSTAIN FROM ALL THAT IS MUNDANE AND REVEL IN AND GLORIFY ALL OF THE MANY WONDERS THAT COME WITH THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE GREAT AND GOOD GENRES! SCIENCE FICTION! FANTASY! HORROR!
Friday, November 8, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART EIGHT
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Eight: Doc Freak watches as Zombzany begins to struggle with the spell of immobilization that he has placed on Wolf E. Bones. Doc Freak realizes that Wolf E. will soon be free to attack Zombzany again, so he bids both of them a quick farewell and leaves Zombzany's cemetery. Wolf E. Bones once again becomes mobile and attacks Zombzany, who stops him with his scepter. The two of them battle into the night!
This is the final part of Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones. This is also the final video that will be uploaded to this blog. Anyone interested in further videos featuring Zombzany, Doc Freak and others may find them at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9ONyPl-PDuq2zhDp2gvDEw?view_as=public
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VIDEO,
WEREWOLF,
WOLF E. BONES,
ZOMBZANY
Sunday, November 3, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART SEVEN
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Seven: Doc Freak has hidden from Wolf E. Bones until dusk, and he enters the cemetery of Zombzany the Necromancer. He calls for Zombzany, asking for his aid in returning Wolf E. Bones to his non-werewolf zombie form. Zombzany, the master of his domain, approaches Doc Freak and surprises him. Zombzany is aware of Doc Freak's problem and is unsympathetic to his plight. In fact, Zombzany seems extremely amused by it!
In Part Seven: Doc Freak has hidden from Wolf E. Bones until dusk, and he enters the cemetery of Zombzany the Necromancer. He calls for Zombzany, asking for his aid in returning Wolf E. Bones to his non-werewolf zombie form. Zombzany, the master of his domain, approaches Doc Freak and surprises him. Zombzany is aware of Doc Freak's problem and is unsympathetic to his plight. In fact, Zombzany seems extremely amused by it!
Labels:
COMEDY,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WEREWOLF,
ZOMBZANY
Sunday, October 27, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART SIX
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Six: Doc Freak has outrun Wolf E. Bones and returned to his lab in search of the anti-werewolf serum, so that he can transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Before Freak is able to locate the serum, Wolf E. Bones attacks him and turns the table of volatile chemicals over that Freak was hiding behind!
In Part Six: Doc Freak has outrun Wolf E. Bones and returned to his lab in search of the anti-werewolf serum, so that he can transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Before Freak is able to locate the serum, Wolf E. Bones attacks him and turns the table of volatile chemicals over that Freak was hiding behind!
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WEREWOLF,
WOLF E. BONES
Sunday, October 20, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART FIVE
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Five: Doc Freak is still on the run from Wolf E. Bones, who is overcome by bloodlust in his new werewolf form. Freak, hiding behind a tree, needs to stop Wolf E. Bones long enough to get back to his lab for some "anti-werewolf serum" and transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Freak finds some useful items in his lab coat pockets and concoct something to knock the fuzzy were-zombie out!
In Part Five: Doc Freak is still on the run from Wolf E. Bones, who is overcome by bloodlust in his new werewolf form. Freak, hiding behind a tree, needs to stop Wolf E. Bones long enough to get back to his lab for some "anti-werewolf serum" and transform Bones back to his harmless zombie pal. Freak finds some useful items in his lab coat pockets and concoct something to knock the fuzzy were-zombie out!
Labels:
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WEREWOLF,
WOLF E. BONES
Saturday, October 12, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART FOUR
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Four: Doc Freak witnesses the transference of his zombie pal Bill E. Bones' essence into his new dead body. Freak is alarmed to discover that the new body was a werewolf his former life. Now Bones demands to be known as: Wolf E. Bones!
In Part Four: Doc Freak witnesses the transference of his zombie pal Bill E. Bones' essence into his new dead body. Freak is alarmed to discover that the new body was a werewolf his former life. Now Bones demands to be known as: Wolf E. Bones!
Labels:
BILL E. BONES,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WOLF E. BONES
Sunday, October 6, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART THREE
Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Three.
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Three: Doc Freak digs up the remains of Bill E. Bones' skeleton and carries them to the new corpse that he dug up previously.
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Three.
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Three: Doc Freak digs up the remains of Bill E. Bones' skeleton and carries them to the new corpse that he dug up previously.
Labels:
BILL E. BONES,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO
Saturday, September 28, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART TWO
Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Two
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Two: Doc enters Zombzany's cemetery to dig up a new cadaver for his zombie friend Bill E. Bones, who is currently buried in the rotting remains of a skeleton in another part of the cemetery.
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part Two
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part Two: Doc enters Zombzany's cemetery to dig up a new cadaver for his zombie friend Bill E. Bones, who is currently buried in the rotting remains of a skeleton in another part of the cemetery.
Labels:
BILL E. BONES,
COMEDY,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
WOLF E. BONES,
ZOMBZANY
Sunday, September 15, 2013
DOC FREAK MEETS WOLF E. BONES - PART ONE
Doc Freak and all his friends and enemies are
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part One
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part One: Doc gets a telepathic communication from his zombie pal, Bill E. Bones.
back in: Doc Freak Meets Wolf E. Bones - Part One
Doc Freak hosts this year's Horror Movie Marathon solo!
In Part One: Doc gets a telepathic communication from his zombie pal, Bill E. Bones.
Labels:
BILL E. BONES,
COMEDY,
FRITZ DOC FREAKENSTEIN,
WEREWOLF,
WOLF E. BONES,
ZOMBZANY
Sunday, June 23, 2013
HELLO AND GOODBYE!
Hello my fellow Genre Guardians!
For those few who still are following this blog, you may
have noticed I have not posted any type of written review or article since
February of this year. I did manage to post the last sequence of The Zombzany
Meets Blood E. Bones video, but have not added any video content since that last
one in April. The reason for my lack of posting on Guardians of the Genre is
simply that I have been busy working on other projects. I have been working on
these projects under my real name and not under the pseudonym: Fritz “Doc”
Freak. As anyone who blogs knows, using a pseudonym allows a certain amount of
creative freedom that posting under one’s real name does not. While writing as “Doc”
Freak, I initially kept in character while posting on Guardians of the Genre,
but as time went by, I found this too restricting and ended up writing in my
own voice.
These past three years posting on Guardians of the Genre have
been great fun for the most part, but writing non-fiction has never been one of
my favorite types of writing. I much prefer fiction writing, as I hope showed
in some of my descriptions of the Zombzany videos would indicate. This blog
lends itself to mostly non-fiction writing and that is why I’ve decided to move
on to other things and stop blogging on Guardians of the Genre. In case anyone
is wondering why some of the other characters on this blog cannot continue writing
on Guardians of the Genre in my absence, the simple answer is that I am all of
the characters; which include not only Fritz “Doc” Freakenstein, but Bill E.
Bones, Major Mac Maniac and Zombzany as well. The only other person to write
for this blog was my good friend, who wrote under the pseudonym Professor
Phileas Photon. Unfortunately, “Phileas” is not interested in writing on any
kind of consistent basis, so he will be unable to keep Guardians of the Genre
up and running either. The main character of all my posted videos, Zombzany the
Necromancer, was played in the videos by another good friend of mine.
Unfortunately, I have not have had contact with him for many years and have
been posting these videos in the hope that he might find them in the vastness
of cyberspace and contact me. However, that has not occurred, so I fear
Zombzany’s true “voice” will never be heard on Guardians of the Genre either.
I want to conclude this final posting by thanking all 44
followers of Guardians of the Genre and especially to the people that took the
time to comment on my various posts here. A special thank you goes to The
Sci-Fi Fanatic, with whom I have had many stimulating discussions both here and
on his blog Musings of a Sci-Fi Fanatic. I also want to thank Francisco Gonzalez
of The Film Connoisseur, John Kenneth Muir of John Kenneth Muir's Reflections
on Film/TV and Johnny Thunder of Johnny Thunder's Midnight Spook Frolic. I will
continue to upload more Zombzany videos to YouTube, so anyone who wants to
watch more new Zombzany and Fritz “Doc” Freakenstein adventures will be able to
do so at http://www.youtube.com/user/FritzDocFreak?feature=mhee
Thanks all you wicked cool readers of Guardians of the
Genre!
Monday, April 8, 2013
ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES -- PART FIVE -- BARON BONES BURIED UNDEAD
In the final installment of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones --
Part Five -- which I've titled “Baron Bones Buried Undead" -- Baron Blood
E. Bones is sitting on Zombzany's throne unattended by his zombie manservant.
Apparently, all the gory films that they have been showing on the all-vampire
marathon has made Blood E. thirsty and during the film had ordered Zombzany to fetch
him a bottle of blood from one of Zombzany’s vintage vaults. While awaiting
Zombzany’s return, Baron Blood E. Bones fills in for Zombzany by telling his
viewers how Count Gore De Vol went from an out-of-work broadcast horror host,
to hosting his own weekly webcast on his very own website. Returning with the
bottle of blood, Zombzany places the bottle into the eager boney hands of the
Baron. Not wanting to wait another minute to swill down the bloody brew, Baron
Blood E. Bones orders Zombzany to introduce the next feature film, Dracula
2000. Zombzany’s less-than-flattering description of the film causes the Baron
to question Zombzany, but Zombzany assures the Baron that he is just having
some fun with the film. Baron Blood E. Bones enthusiastically orders “Doc”
Freak to start the movie.
Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones is obviously impatient
to watch the final fangtastic feature, until Zombzany reminds him that the
viewers may want to know where the video tapes of Count Gore De Vol that they
have been watching might be procured. Perhaps slightly drunk on the bottled
blood, the Baron humors his undead slave and allows Zombzany one last
monologue. Baron Blood E. Bones then goes on to describe in deathly detail the many
things that make the last film of the marathon, The Forsaken, a “bloody good
show.”
Once the film has concluded, Baron Blood E. Bones begins to realize
that both Zombzany and “Doc” Freak appear to have disappeared from the cemetery
during its run. The Baron grabs the camera off the tripod where Freak had left
it and proceeds to search the perimeter of Zombzany’s cemetery for either of
his missing manservants. Finally, Baron Blood E. Bones sees “Doc” Freak
standing next to an abandoned tool shed in some sort of hypnotic state. Distracted
by Freak, the Baron is unaware of someone who has snuck up behind him and
pushed him forcefully to the ground. Impeded by unknown forces, Baron Blood E.
Bones is unable to get out of what appears to be a shallow grave that he has
fallen in, when he sees a familiar formidable figure looming at the edges of
his increasingly foggy vision. Crying out in vain, Baron Blood E. Bones is
slowly but steadily being buried alive!
Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Five -- Baron
Bones Buried Undead!
Saturday, March 30, 2013
ALL NEW DOCTOR WHO!
Doctor Who fans like me will be watching the first new
episode of Doctor Who tonight, on BBC America at 8pm EST, since last year’s
Christmas Special. This is technically the 6th episode of season 7,
but it is the first episode of The Doctor with his new companion, Clara, so it almost
feels like a new season.
The episode is entitled The Bells of Saint John. It is described
as: The Doctor’s search for Clara Oswald brings him to modern day London, where
Wi-Fi is everywhere. Humanity lives in a Wi-Fi soup, but something dangerous is
lurking in the signals, picking off minds and imprisoning them. As Clara
becomes the target of this insidious menace, the Doctor races to save her and
the world from an ancient enemy.
Watch the BBC America-Exclusive Trailer for the All New
Episodes of DOCTOR WHO *** Premiering SATURDAY MARCH 30 at 8/7c *** Presented
by Supernatural Saturday, only on BBC America.
Immediately followed by the World Premiere of New BBC
AMERICA Original Series ORPHAN BLACK at 9/8c and the new season of BBC AMERICA
Original Series THE NERDIST at 10/9c.
Through all of time and space, the unknown is everywhere.
But sometimes, the universe's greatest mystery is the person right next to
you...
"I look at you every single day and I don't understand
a thing about you."
"You're the Impossible Girl, the only mystery worth
solving..."
In these episodes, The Doctor (MATT SMITH) is joined by his
new companion Clara (JENNA-LOUISE COLEMAN) for the latest set of incredible
adventures through space and time. The duo finds new adversaries and familiar
friends around every corner as they journey from the bottom of the ocean in a
submarine to the center of the TARDIS and beyond. The Cybermen make a
thunderous return and the Ice Warrior arrives in an unexpected place.
In the premiere, a modern-day urban thriller called
"The Bells of Saint John" written by lead writer and executive
producer Steven Moffat (Sherlock) and set in London against the backdrop of new
& old iconic landmarks, a new nemesis - the Spoonheads - battle the Doctor
as he discovers something sinister is lurking in the Wi-Fi.
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http://bbcamerica.com/doctorwho
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Monday, March 18, 2013
ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES -- PART FOUR -- SLAVE ZOMBO MAKES A JOKE?
In the forth part of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part
Four -- which I've titled "Slave Zombo Makes a Joke?" -- Baron Bones
remains on Zombzany's throne and continues to demonstrate his domination over
Zombzany by applying a swift kick to his shins. The Baron orders Zombzany to
carry on with his aural memoir of Count Gore de Vol and this time Zombzany
manages to please even the obstinate Baron. Baron Blood E. Bones announces the
next modern horror movie; encouraging his cameraman to “Roll them bones.”
Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones continues his
physical abuse of Zombzany with a poke to the former Necromancer’s considerable
paunch. Apparently, Bones is a fan of the Blade trilogy, as he announces the
next film as “a vampire classic.”
Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part Four -- Slave
Zombo Makes a Joke?
Labels:
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COUNT GOR DE VOL,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES - PART THREE -- BARON BONES DISSES ZOMBO!
In the second part of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part
Three -- which I've titled "Baron Bones Disses Zombo" – Baron Bones
is still sitting on Zombzany’s throne and seems to be relishing his domination
over Zombzany. The Baron orders Zombzany to continue his aural biography of
Count Gore de Vol, which Zombzany obediently executes, only to berated by the
Baron upon completion. Baron Blood E. Bones introduces the next modern horror
movie with much more enthusiasm than the previous film, as apparently this one
contains copious amounts of blood and violence.
Returning from the movie, Baron Blood E. Bones forces the
still comatose Zombzany to continue his Count Gore-ography and this time
Zombzany seems to improve his oration to the Baron’s satisfaction. Baron Blood
E. Bones introduces another fang-tastic flick; this one a foreign film that
apparently portrays acts of bloodletting that really gets Bones wound-up!
Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones - Part Thee -- Baron
Bones Disses Zombo!
Labels:
BARON BLOOD E. BONES,
COUNT GOR DE VOL,
HORROR HOST,
VIDEO,
ZOMBZANY
Friday, February 8, 2013
SVENGOOLIE: KEEPING HORROR HOSTING ALIVE AND ON THE AIR!
Long-time readers of this blog know that my first and
forever favorite horror host was and is The Ghoul, who aired here in the Boston
area briefly in 1973. I thought horror hosts had disappeared from the airwaves forever,
but sometime in 1982 local channel 56 – oddly, the station that had aired The
Ghoul – ran then Son of Svengoolie on Saturday afternoons. I watched these
every Saturday until the show was pulled from syndication. While Sven was
different from The Ghoul, he still had many of the elements of horror hosting
that I then – and still do – love! Unfortunately, much like The Ghoul’s brief run,
Son of Svengoolie’s was also terminated all too quickly. The things I remembered
most fondly about then Son of Svengoolie were: his bad puns, the rubber chicken
throwing (usually at him and caused by his bad puns), song parodies based on
the movie’s shown, his constant put-downs of Berwyn (a suburb of Chicago which Sven
harassed much like The Ghoul made fun of Parma) and his then sidekick Tombstone
(a talking skull that floated in mid-air and talked with a vaguely Bronx-sounding
accent). Fortunately for me, Svengoolie (no longer Son of) is airing each
Saturday night on MeTV at 10 pm and he still does almost all the same types of
gags and skits that I loved from his show over thirty years earlier!
Here is Svengoolie’s Wikipedia entry and as far as I can
tell, the information appears to be accurate:
Svengoolie debuted on Screaming Yellow Theater, which aired
on WFLD (Channel 32) from September 18, 1970 until late-summer 1973. Svengoolie
was played in this series by Jerry G. Bishop. In later seasons, Rich Koz—a fan
of the show who used to send in sketch ideas—became one of the show's writers.
On June 16, 1979, Son of Svengoolie debuted on WFLD, with
Koz in the title role. The show also aired briefly on other sister (i.e., Field
Communications-controlled) stations in Philadelphia, Boston, San Francisco, and
Detroit. This series ran until WFLD (at that time owned by Metromedia) was sold
to Rupert Murdoch's Fox Television Stations Group in 1986 to become a part of
the newly-created Fox network. The new management canceled the show after
deciding it was not an appropriate fit for their new programming direction.
After 334 shows, the final episode aired January 25, 1986. Koz later returned
to WFLD in various capacities, mainly as the host of its Fox Kids Club and The
Koz Zone weekday afternoon children's programming, even appearing as an
announcer on the Fox network's 1988 New Year's Eve broadcast.
The series returned to the air on December 31, 1994 on WCIU
(Channel 26), using just "Svengoolie" as its name; Koz took over the
role of Svengoolie when Bishop told Koz that he "believed he was grown up
enough now to no longer be just the Son." The show opens with a reference
to early radio broadcasting: "Calling all stations, clear the air lanes,
clear all air lanes for the big broadcast." Koz also hosts a weekly Three
Stooges Stooge-a-palooza show on WCIU.
A running gag throughout the series is the repeated
utterance of the word "Berwyn", the name of a Chicago suburb. (This
was a parody of the way "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" and Johnny
Carson would jokingly refer to "Beautiful Downtown Burbank.") Another
recurring gag involves rubber chickens being thrown at Svengoolie after a
cornier-than-usual joke—usually at the end of each episode's closing sketch.
Koz and the show have won numerous regional Emmy awards, and Koz was admitted
to the Emmy "Silver Circle" in 2004 for "outstanding
contributions to Chicago television."
The series also airs on Chicago's WWME-CA
("ME-TV"), Milwaukee stations WBME-CD and WMLW-TV, and occasionally
on WMYS-LP in South Bend, Indiana. All of these stations are owned by Weigel
Broadcasting. Beginning on April 2, 2011, Svengoolie's show also became
available nationally on the Weigel-owned Me-TV network.
Here are some fun “facts” about Svengoolie’s show from http://tvtropes.org:
Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: Very much so over the years, with
regards to Sven being Transylvianian, and how. It's pretty much gone straight
into Not Even Bothering with the Accent, he'll start a segment with it or
annunciation a word in it here or there but that's all.
Parody Commercial: Too many examples to count—Svengoolie's
Jr. Grave Robber Kit, Vampire Carpets, Death perfume...
Passing the Torch: In the first episode of Son of
Svengoolie, when the Son pop's out of Bishop's coffin on the old Screaming
Yellow Theater set while Bishop, out of character, provides Opening Narration.
Bishop: Good evening. I'm Jerry G. Bishop, and this is the
famed split-level dungeon studio where many years ago, the legendary
Svengoola—Svengoolie first entered television prominence many years ago....What
if there was the same situation as in the past with Son of Frankenstein, Son of
Dracula, Sanford and Son? Could their exist—somewhere, somehow—a Son of
Svengoolie?
Son of Svengoolie: Hey, dad, can I borrow the key to the
Hearst tonight?
Named for Svengali from Trilby (and the subsequent reuse of
the name as "a person who with evil intent manipulates another into doing
what is desired") along with Ghoul, a common horror trope in its own
right.
BER-WYN? is uttered whenever a city name, or a word that
sounds similar is mentioned. Berwyn is a suburb of Chicago where they have an
annual mushroom parade. Used as a gag similar to Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In's
"beautiful downtown Burbank."
Song Parody: Once an Episode, usually changing the lyrics to
reference that night's movie.
Tombstone's is superimposed onto the screen much more
gracefully today than he was in the old days, appearing much more solid and his
mouth lip-sinks almost fluidly.
Many characters are voiced by Koz, and dubbed in. Zallman T.
Tombstone (a floating skull), Kerwyn (a rubber chicken who helps Sven with the
Mailbag segment), and Durwood (a ventriloquist's dummy) are the three most
often seen Non Human Sidekicks. Also "appearing" Once an Episode is
"the guy behind the door," who interrupts Sven as he's saying his
goodnights at the end of the show to tell him a bad joke. The hand is played by
various people - mostly staffers at the station - but the voiceover is Koz.
Back in the Son of Svengoolie days you couldn't get through
a month without at least one cheap shot at Alan Thicke.
Three Dimensional Episode: when SoS broadcast Revenge of the
Creature in 1983. The effect didn't work well.
Vocal Range Exceeded: Regularly used when musical director
Doug Graves arranges songs for Sven to sing, just a bit higher than Sven can
sing.
The Artifact: Durwood the puppet looks just like Bishop's
Svengoolie. When Koz took over with a different make-up design, Durwood
retained his resemblance to the original and continues to today.
Audience Participation: Faked with using audio clips from
various programs, most commonly Warner Brothers cartoons.
Award Show: Parodied in 1983 with The Worst of Svengoolie,
which highlighted the worst elements of the various films that had been shown
over the years.
When Doug speaks up, it's generally to get a joke in at
Sven's expense.
Everything's Better with Chickens: Rubber chickens make
frequent appearances on the show, especially at the end, when they're launched
at Svengoolie.
Fan Nickname: Sven, short for Svengoolie. "Goolie"
isn't his last name.
Hey, It's That Guy!: Svengoolie devotes one host segment a
week to pointing out the actors' other roles.
Incredibly Lame Pun: Most of the jokes on the program.
Keep Circulating the Tapes: Unlike some horror hosts Sven
doesn't rely strictly on Public Domain films, which makes for a wider variety
of shows available but also makes officially releasing them to home video
virtually impossible. Sven is OK with people trading copies of his old shows,
but do not sell them.
The current Svengoolie started as the Son
of Svengoolie; the original Svengoolie (played by Jerry G. Bishop) aired from
1970-1973 on Screaming Yellow Theater. Son of Svengoolie ran 1979-1986. When
SoS returned to regular broadcasting in 1995 he received the blessing of the
original to just be called "Svengoolie."
Koz's first show ran 1979-1986; his current show started in
1995. That's 27 years on the air, and 42 years overall.
I have been watching Svengoolie on MeTV every Saturday night
since I discovered it on my local cable channel 292. To give you an idea of how
much I love Svengoolie, this is the only program I watch regularly in standard definition!
Since I bought my HD TV several years ago, I stopped watching the non-HD channels,
because they look fuzzy compared to the stunning clarity of the HD channels. I
have already watched some classic – and not so classic – movies on Svengoolie’s
program like: House of Frankenstein 1944, Tarantula 1955, Ssssss 1973, Abbot
and Costello Go to Mars 1953, Duck Soup 1933, Revenge of the Creature 1955, Island
of Lost Souls 1932, Cult of the Cobra 1955, The Black Cat 1933 and The Wolf Man
1941! I have learned that Rich Koz suffered a heart attack November 3, 2012 and
while he is recovering has been running repeats of past shows on METV.
Here is the news report at the time of the incident:
Rich Koz, the Chicago television icon known to generations
of fans as the wise-cracking horror-movie host Svengoolie, is recovering from a
heart attack. Koz, 60, was stricken at his west suburban home Saturday night
and was admitted to a Chicago hospital, where he was being treated Monday. On
his Svengoolie Twitter and Facebook accounts Sunday, the following message was
posted: “After a very busy Halloween holiday season, I’ll be taking a short
reprieve from updating my blog. Daily updates will return soon!” Koz, who has a
history of heart problems, suffered a heart attack in March 2002. He returned
to work two months later after undergoing two angioplasty procedures. “Maybe
it’s a good thing that rubber chickens are cholesterol-free,” he quipped at the
time.
Judging by this report and Ron’s history, he’ll be returning
to the airwaves soon!
Anyone who is interested in finding our more about
Svengoolie, should go to his current web site: http://svengoolie.com
To find out more about Svengooie on MeTV go to: http://www.metvnetwork.com/whoissvengoolie.php
To find out if there is a MeTV affiliate in your area, go
to: http://metvnetwork.com/wherewatch.php
Below is the opening of the new Svengoolie show on MeTV in
which he introduces a rare non-horror movie feature, Duck Soup!
Saturday, January 26, 2013
ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES - PART TWO -- BARON BONES USURPS A THRONE!
In the second part of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones -- Part
Two -- which I've titled "Baron Bones Usurps a Throne" -- Zombzany
has apparently recovered from the sleeping drug that “Doc” Freak had one of
Zombzany’s zombie slaves “prescribe” him, and is telling his fans that this
year he will not be hosting the Fifth Annual Scare-a-thon. Suddenly, in a
blinding flash of white-hot light, a large skeletal figure appears menacingly
before Zombzany. “Doc” Freak, who is subbing for the absent zombie Myron behind
the camera, tells Zombzany that he has revived Bill E. Bones. When Zombzany
inquires why Bones is of a much greater stature, Freak informs the Dominator of
the Dead that his special rejuvenation formula contained a calcium-additive
that aided in Bones’ return to his former size. Zombzany attempts to threaten
Bones with his scepter of power, when Bones - who is now calling himself Baron
Blood E. Bones – reveals that he has stolen Zombzany’s magical amulet and is
now immune to Zombzany’s necromancy. Bones tells Zombzany that he now possess
the power of the amulet’s former owner, Count Dracula and puts Zombzany into a
magically enhanced hypnotic trance!
Once again behind the camera, “Doc” Freak convinces Baron
Blood E. Bones that he should host the Fifth Annual Scare-a-thon – particularly
because it is an all vampire movie marathon. Completely in the Baron’s thrall,
Bones orders Zombzany to give the fans a brief description of the horror host
Count Gore de Vol, whom will be part of the evening’s Scare-a-thon. Baron Blood
E. Bones then less-than-enthusiastically introduces the first vampire flick of
the marathon: 1931’s Dracula.
Enjoy Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones - Part Two -- Baron
Bones Usurps a Throne!
Technical Note: There are two segments of this video where
the original video tape had a wrinkle in it, causing a crackling hiss in the
audio playback. No amount of my adjusting the tape on playback or tweaking the
audio digitally reduced this annoying aural distortion. I apologies for this in
advance and hope that it doesn't detract too much from any enjoyment that you
might derive from this portion of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
TRAILER TUESDAY: FRINGE SERIES FINALE!
Fringe is science fiction television series that was co-created
by J. J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. It premiered on Fox on
September 9, 2008 and the show's first season ran a total 22 episodes.
Fringe’s first season focused on a team which investigating
bizarre scientific occurrences or a string of fringe science–related incidents
worldwide related to "The Pattern". The team consisted of FBI special
agent Olivia Dunham, scientist Walter Bishop, his son Peter Bishop and others
at the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security. It followed a procedural story
structure for most of this first season, only occasionally hinting at the cause
of these “fringe” events.
The show was renewed for a second and third season of 22
episodes each, which aired from September 17, 2009 to May 20, 2010, and
September 23, 2010 to May 6, 2011, respectively. As each season progressed, we
found out what was causing the fringe events and who was behind the cause. The
ties between Walter, Peter and Olivia become even more evident and critical as
these two seasons progressed.
Fringe was officially renewed for a fourth season during the
2011–2012 television season which consisted of 22 episodes. All the plotlines
from seasons one through three really come to a head in season four and the
procedural format is almost completely disposed of.
On April 26, 2012, Fox renewed Fringe for a fifth and final
season, consisting of 13 episodes. It premiered on September 28, 2012. The
fifth and final season of Fringe takes place in a future that is not favorable
to humans. Once again, it is up to Walter, Peter and Olivia to try and set
things right and save the world one more time.
I've been watching Fringe since the first episode and it’s
hard to believe that after four-and-a-half years and 98 episodes, this amazing mind-bending
science fiction series is coming to an end! One thing that Fringe has never
done is let me down in terms of fulfilling character arcs and satisfying story
conclusions, so I am looking forward to the two episode conclusion this Friday
night from 8pm – 10pm EST on Fox.
Here is the trailer for the last two episodes of season five
of Fringe entitled "Liberty" and "An Enemy of Fate":
Thursday, January 10, 2013
ZOMBZANY MEETS BLOOD E. BONES - PART ONE – THE REVENGE OF ‘DOC’ FREAK.
The last series of Zombzany videos that I’ve posted here at
Guardians of the Genre - ZOMBZANY AND THE UNDEAD DOC FREAK – took place
chronologically just a year prior to the events of this latest series in which Zombzany encounters
an adversary nearly his necromantic equal, Baron Blood E. Bones. This and the
several years before and after it are the most well-documented era in
Zombzany’s horror host period; mostly because being the somewhat vain
not-so-mad-not-so-much-scientist that I am, I stole and saved these video tapes
to preserve the encounters that I've had with the Dominator of the Dead. This
is another instance in a more-than ten year period in which Zombzany was coerced
into hosting a horror movie marathon for a local science fiction fan club and
evidently not very well rewarded financially for it.
In the first part of Zombzany Meets Blood E. Bones – Part One -- which I've titled "The Revenge of ‘Doc’ Freak" -- Zombzany is lying prone on a bench outside of his caretaker’s shack on the outskirts of his cemetery. He is sound asleep and snoring loudly. What is unusual about this is that it is clearly day time and normally Zombzany sleeps at this time safely within the dark confines of his underground tomb. Shortly, ‘Doc’ Freak sneaks up on Zombzany and gently pokes him to see if he is truly asleep. Satisfied that Zombzany is not playing possum, ‘Doc’ Freak thanks Myron, Zombzany’s most intelligent zombie slave, for putting the sleep serum that Freak concocted into Zombzany’s coffee the previous evening. Freak tells Myron and Sebastian that they might as well take a brief “holiday”, because Zombzany will be incapacitated long enough for him to put his “master plan in motion”. Waving as the zombies slowly shuffle off to who-knows-where, Freak then leans over Zombzany and carefully removes the magic amulet around Zombzany’s neck. Freak is somewhat intimidated by the amulet, as he knows that it contains some type of dark mystical energy that was transferred to it by its previous owner, Count Dracula. ‘Doc’ Freak jumps for joy as he heads off to look for the location of the grave of Zombzany’s most disloyal slave: Bill E. Bones.
Night has arrived and ‘Doc’ Freak, flashlight in hand, is still looking for Bill E. Bones’ unmarked grave. Finally stumbling on it – almost literally – Freak takes a carton of special ingredients from his lab coat pocket. ‘Doc’ Freak then spreads the “ass-kickin’ rejuvenation formula” on the grave of Bill E. Bones and commands the skeletal zombie to arise from his grave. Mystical smoke clouds the cemetery and suddenly Bones’ hand thrusts itself self out of the ground. ‘Doc’ Freak helps his zombie friend from the soil and places a cape around his shoulders. Freak then takes Zombzany’s magical amulet from his pocket and places it around the neck of Bones. Perhaps blind with the excitement of ousting Zombzany from his own tomb with the scientifically (and perhaps unintentionally magically) reanimated Bones, Freak doesn't notice the considerable difference in weight and stature in his formerly diminutive skeletal friend. Together, Freak and Bones head to the tomb of Zombzany and prepare to become the dominator of their former Master!
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013
A TOTALLY CAPTIVATING COMMENT ON TOTAL RECALL!
As an addendum to my first post of 2013 - A REVIEW OF THEGENRE MOVIES OF 2012 – I lamented the lack of comments that I have been getting
recently on my reviews of films here at GUARDIANS OF THE GENRE! I wrote “The
most pleasure I get from writing film reviews is the comments that I receive on
them and lately there have been fewer than I would like. I hope that it is not
the quality of the reviews themselves that have caused this sparsity of
comments; but rather the ridiculous CAPTCHAs that Blogger uses to prevent
spammers from posting comments.” I have been rewarded recently with a comment
from fellow blogger Troy.
On August 5, 2012 I posted my review of Total Recall (2012):
TOTAL RECALL – 2012 – TOTALLY CAPTIVATING. I have now received three comments
on this review – one more or less agreeing with me – thanks Dan O – and one fervently
disagreeing with me – thank you, as well, Mark! I just received a comment on
this post that I thought was so filled with interesting ideas and conflicting
opinions of the film, that, knowing that most will not read his comments buried
at the end of an old post, I decided to share it here in a separate post.
January 9, 2013 7:21 AM
Troy:
People riff on about how wonderful the original was. Was it?
Seriously? Arnie is better of portraying a cyborg than attempting to pull off a
human being. Some plot device about an alien reactor conveniently left unused?
The whole core of Mars is ice? Insta-terraforming to Earth normal pressure(with
a pure O2 atmosphere) and leaving the core of Mars rather depleted? This was
Paul Verhoeven directing, the same man who butchered Starship Troopers.
"What if dis is all a dream?" "Well then kiss me quick before you
wake up."
Whilst everyone is piling on the hate, this is closer to the
original "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" by Philip K. Dick.
Quaid's character is a lot closer to the original Quail. As for the
mind-bending said of it will, if you look at Total Recall 2012 and then re-read
the story then it becomes pretty ambiguous as to whether the second half of the
movie was real or not. As for the whole invasion thing - yes, that was how the
story ended, sort of. Not a microwave meal terraforming. As for
"Hauser," Quaid's motivation was, that he was actually a really nice
guy deep down, if a little messed up. As for Kristen / Melina, it's probably
intentional that they look similar (partly because Melina never existed).
Melina is just like Kristen's "undercover" persona. The end fight
between Kristen and Quaid makes this apparent - also that the final scenes of
the movie might not be real, as the Philip K. Dick story implies.
The trouble is, you just don't see all of this because
you're too busy looking for bits from the original Total Recall. It's not a
Total Recall remake. It's another film adaptation of We Can Remember It For
You, which borrows a few characters (partly because there only half a dozen in
the 22 page short story). I only realized this when I reread the story.
As for the Fall, the actual elevator describes a hyperbolic
path through the Earth's outer core and mantle, all of which are liquid. Since
the core also rotates, it's impossible to drill through anything but the core
axis. The elevator constantly accelerates *downward* (so the seats are actually
oriented upside down immediately after the drop commences) and doesn't just
drop.
Here is my reply to Troy’s comments:
January 9, 2013 2:37 PM
Fritz “Doc” Freakenstein:
Hello, Troy! Thank you for all the fascinating comments on
Total Recall.
I think much of the love for 1990’s Total Recall is based on
nostalgia. I grew up in the 1960s watching the classic (and not so classic)
horror and science fiction films of the 40s and 50s, so I tend to be nostalgic
- and hence less critical - about those films. Many people who write blogs
today grew up in the 80s and tend to be more nostalgic about the films they
watched from the 80s on video tape or at the theater in the 90s. While I was –
and still am – a fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s films, I do agree that he was
not an actor, but more of a star. One of the reasons that his films, including
Total Recall 1990, are filled with so many one-liners is because humor tends to
off-set Arnold’s lack of credulity as a three-dimensional character. All
science fiction films made by Hollywood contain some – and usually many –
scientific errors. As long as they aren't too blatant to this non-scientist’s
eyes, I’m willing to give them a pass in the name of entertainment or artistic
license. The whole “Insta-terraforming to Earth normal pressure (with a pure O2
atmosphere)” sequence at the end of Total Recall 1990 was one mistake that
really stood out to me. Because it was so essential to end of the film’s plot,
it really kept me from liking it as much as I might have. Yes, as a reader of
Heinlein’s novel, Paul Verhoeven indeed “butchered Starship Troopers”.
Not having read Dick’s story, I’ll have to take your word
for it that “this [Total Recall 2012] is closer to the original ‘We Can
Remember It for You Wholesale’ by Philip K. Dick”. Despite the many classic SF
novels that I have read, P. K. Dick was never one of my favorite authors, so
I've only read his novel “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sleep” after having
seen Blade Runner, the movie which is based on it. As for which film accurately
portrays the idea of what is real and what isn't real; I honestly think both
films did not do an adequate job of this. These types of internalized ideas are
very difficult to portray in a visual medium like film, so the fact that Total
Recall 2012 lacked in this regard didn't bother me too much. I do think you
make some good points defending the film’s attempts to do just that and perhaps
I’ll catch more of them on a re-watch.
Obviously, I agree with you about Total Recall 2012. “It's
not a Total Recall remake. It's another film adaptation of “We Can Remember It
for You”, which borrows a few characters”, is a perfect way to describe the
film, which is why I began my review of it saying pretty much the same thing.
I've done some writing here at GOTG! on the subject of remakes, re-imaginings
and prequel/sequels to classic film and how 99% of the time, people who love
the original are going to dislike the remake.
I did quite a bit of research before I expressed my quibbles
about the scientific accuracy of the gravity elevator used in Total Recall 2012
and I still stand by my reasoning that this simply would not be possible as
portrayed in the film. If, as you say, ”the actual elevator describes a hyperbolic
path through the Earth's outer core and mantle”, then it might be possible for
this mechanism to work. I just thought I remembered the film describing the
elevator as going in a straight line through the core of the Earth and not a
hyperbolic path through the mantle.
It looks like I need to re-watch Total Recall 2012 with
these ideas in mind. Thanks again for your deep and interesting comments on
Total Recall and my review of it. Please do stop by again soon, Troy!
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